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Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道
Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man
, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩
Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来
Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明
Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地
When two's company, three's the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting t
he view.
服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看
The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you for
get. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn
学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学
来着
钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道
Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man
, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩
Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来
Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明
Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地
When two's company, three's the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting t
he view.
服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看
The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you for
get. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn
学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学
来着
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1. 一个美国人走进枪支商店：“给我拿一支威力最大的手枪。”
1. An American stepped into a gun shop,"Give me the most powerful pistol."
“您需要多少发子弹?”
"How many bullets do you need?"
那个美国人走到公用电话间旁打电话：“喂，银行吗?请问你们有多少人?”
The American walked to a telephone booth,"Hello. Is that the bank? How many people do you have,Please?"
2. 小伙子：“亲爱的，我对你的爱，简直无法用语言来表达.。”
2. Boy:Honey,my love of you is beyond expression.
姑娘：“那你就用金钱来表达吧! ”
Girl:Then you can use money to express it.
3. 一天，夏娃问亚当：“你当真爱我吗？”
3. One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"
亚当无可奈何地回答：“我还有的选择吗？”
Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"
4. “请原谅，你占了我的位置。”
4. "Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine."
“你的位置？你能征明这点吗？”
"Yours?Can you prove it?"
“能，我在位置上放了杯冰激凌。”
"Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."
5. 妻子：“你看这张报纸，据统计，死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的。”
5. Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.
丈夫：“那有什么？据我调查，死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭的。”
Husband:It's okey. To my investigation,all Thespeopleeat meals.
6. 杰克骑车摔伤，得住院治疗。一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填。
6. Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms.
杰克填好递上表格。“还有什么漏填的？”护士问。
Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked.
“有！”杰克想了想说：“我是个单身汉。”
"Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."
1. An American stepped into a gun shop,"Give me the most powerful pistol."
“您需要多少发子弹?”
"How many bullets do you need?"
那个美国人走到公用电话间旁打电话：“喂，银行吗?请问你们有多少人?”
The American walked to a telephone booth,"Hello. Is that the bank? How many people do you have,Please?"
2. 小伙子：“亲爱的，我对你的爱，简直无法用语言来表达.。”
2. Boy:Honey,my love of you is beyond expression.
姑娘：“那你就用金钱来表达吧! ”
Girl:Then you can use money to express it.
3. 一天，夏娃问亚当：“你当真爱我吗？”
3. One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"
亚当无可奈何地回答：“我还有的选择吗？”
Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"
4. “请原谅，你占了我的位置。”
4. "Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine."
“你的位置？你能征明这点吗？”
"Yours?Can you prove it?"
“能，我在位置上放了杯冰激凌。”
"Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."
5. 妻子：“你看这张报纸，据统计，死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的。”
5. Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.
丈夫：“那有什么？据我调查，死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭的。”
Husband:It's okey. To my investigation,all Thespeopleeat meals.
6. 杰克骑车摔伤，得住院治疗。一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填。
6. Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms.
杰克填好递上表格。“还有什么漏填的？”护士问。
Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked.
“有！”杰克想了想说：“我是个单身汉。”
"Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."
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i will give you little color to see see 意思是 我要给你一点颜色看看
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