Question

求救。请问那个英文高手帮帮小弟，翻译一下这篇文章！明天急用。谢谢

非常有趣的新闻
发生在假日的我和弟弟非常有趣的故事。
那天我正看着现在最热播的卡通片“火影忍者”，当时弟弟在房间看书。当火影忍者播到非常精彩的片段的时候。突然，弟弟从房间跑了出来把电视频道，转到看“蜗居”电视剧的频道。
火影忍者正播着最精彩的片段呢！你没看到吗？我非常气愤地说
蜗居开播了，他非常开心地说
什么蜗居啊？我在看火影呢！快点转回去看火影忍者！我非常生气地说
今年最热播的电视剧啊！非常时尚的，非常好看的，非常多人看的，收视率可是第一的！难道你不知道吗？不换！他激动地说
不行，火影忍者更是这7年来的一直火爆的卡通片呢，剧情多样，人物生动可爱，配音搞笑幽默，音乐优美，简直是当今卡通片之最啊！ 我非常激动地说
突然地，爸爸从外面回来，他好像听到我们在争吵似的！他说：“你们先别争，我告诉你们实话吧，两个片子都好看，但是新闻更好看，更有趣！
我要的是..口语化...用来演讲的

Answer 1

Very amusing news On holidays our and very amusing story of younger brother happened. I was looking at now "bearing person heat up the animated cartoon fire image" broadcasting most in that day , the younger brother read a book at that time in the room. The fire image bears ding-dang person broadcasts when arriving at the simply marvelous fragment. Suddenly, the younger brother has run from the room come out with the television channel , has turned to the channel watching "humble abode" TV play. The fire image bear the person being broadcasting the most wonderful fragment! Have not you seen that? I say a humble abode very indignantly having started broadcasting , what humble abode he says very joyfully? I hide in looking at fire! Hurry up and rotate going back looking at the fire image bearing person! I say TV play that heat broadcasts most this year very angrily! Extraordinary fad's, extraordinary is good looking , many people watches very much, audience ratings; television viewing is in any case first! Do not you know could it be said that? Do not exchange for! He says with feeling poorly , that the fire image bears person is that this always irritable animated cartoon , the story of a play during the past 7 years are various , the personage is vivid more lovable , dub to make fun humorous, music is graceful , is the best of animated cartoon in the nowadays simply! I say with feeling very much abrupt , father returns from outside, as if he seems to hear us in quarreling! He said "You do not argue yet , I inform you of truth two films are all good looking , news is good looking , more amusing but!