急求 赵本山的小品《小崔说事》的英文台词，拜托了，如果有哪位好心人愿意帮我，我会以高分回报！谢谢
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英文台词如下：
[Cui Yongyuan]
Ah! I'm sorry everyone, sorry ah, to late, sorry. Last night, slept a good feel, you know. Ouch! Aunt Uncle are coming!
[Clouds]
come.
[Cui Yongyuan]
You Well, Aunt.
Clouds]
ah, hello.
[Cui Yongyuan]
Hello, Uncle ... ...
[Clouds]
Oh, you quickly get started, ah, has two sections under Anmen children, ah, that is, out of a trip, which Beijing Taiwan, Tianjin and Taiwan, which had to give something face. Hastened to say you that opening bar. Quickly get started, ah.
[Cui Yongyuan]
than I am familiar with it. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to watch, "said 小崔 thing" ... ...
[Black]
belch!
[Cui Yongyuan]
Six years ago, I interviewed a pair of children from the north-east of the old couple, then ... ...
[Black]
belch!
[Cui Yongyuan]
Six years later, what are their changes? Today ... ...
[Black]
belch!
[Cui Yongyuan]
I am today ... ... I
[Black]
better.
[Clouds]
an opposite direction the wind, you went on it, says you.
[Cui Yongyuan]
hey, I do not know what to say I have my.
[Clouds]
when you say you were the moderator, you resilience of the poor, and a few hiccup to beat your children put in Mongolia. So the bar, you sit down, I first interviewed you a few children.
[Cui Yongyuan]
OK.
[Clouds]
how to 小崔 six years not seen, heard that you had depression?
[Cui Yongyuan]
this thing all mass Tieling go?
[Clouds]
did something good?
[Cui Yongyuan]
is much better!
[Clouds]
you do not installed, and you resting your Aunt, Uncle Han stuff that you have installed you this? Have written in your face.
[Black]
is ah, in the past you have the face on the dumbfounding, but now with a collection of like an emergency.
[Cui Yongyuan]
They Tieling also so praise it.
[Clouds]
to take gifts, festive, and bring you a souvenir, junior children with you this you said ... ... (black out boxes) Han stuff which is really the man of your children ... ... (black out book) quite commemorative significance.
[Cui Yongyuan]
Oh, Aunt this "month of rest" are published.
[Clouds]
See title page.
[Cui Yongyuan]
hey.
[Clouds]
title page.
[Cui Yongyuan]
"This book gave rise to the 小崔 Naoxin would like to read this book ... ... you feel a loss of consciousness, Baiyun Aunt Masatada." Thank you!
[Clouds]
have it! There then! You get ... ... you can give. (Black out a handkerchief)
[Cui Yongyuan]
Oh, Uncle! This is not that song and dance duet handkerchief do?
[Black]
children to see Fei surface.
[Cui Yongyuan]
"a turn, shake a shake every day exercise quasi-asleep, black Masatada." Thank you, Aunt, Uncle, you see, I brought back a gift, thank you.
[Black]
not seen for several years, you take Aunt Diansha you say on the whole good kids ... ... (see white clouds, back to their seats)
[Clouds]
My God, An Men ah, is that it did not feel worried you ah.
[Cui Yongyuan]
Oh, Uncle Aunt was also concerned about my sleeping problem and Kazakhstan. How old couple sleep quality that you like?
[Black]
I stick on the pillow, kick into gear for.
[Clouds]
Moxinmofei who are higher quality of sleep.
[Cui Yongyuan]
is ah, like my narrow-minded to do before sleep.
[Clouds]
did not say you are.
[Cui Yongyuan]
ah, ah uncle, you happy six years?
[Black]
Happy! Every day I sing the song and dance duet, followed by a dozen or so old Chick ... ... (Baiyun glare black)
[Clouds]
He came to his folk art, and my my publications. An Men caring life, career and help each other, how to describe it to you ... ...
[Black]
improvise too chant, but also from the loud noise it?
[Cui Yongyuan]
In fact, ah, I have heard, and uncle Aunt emotionally out some questions.
[Clouds]
sex scandal, an absolute scandal, there is no news of the leaders did not call the leadership, there is no celebrity sex scandal celebrity that a lot of money, doing the difficult, difficult for a woman to do ... ...
"6 years ago, 'black', 'clouds' done," Straight Talk "program back to Tieling, the 'clouds' became a local celebrity; six years later, I heard that an old married couple should be divorce, today, the old married couple go to CCTV, and does not participate in "honest" then they look for an old married couple talk about things, and allowing them good! "At this time, wearing a light green down jacket's Song Dandan, wearing sunglasses, a Vice celebrity panache arm forward to wearing a dark tunic of Zhao Benshan came to power.
Song Dandan first to write a title page of "xiao cui Masatada! Baiyun Sincerely," and "Moon child" sent xiao cui, telling him read the book can cure insomnia, but sleep is not easy to wake up. Did not meet with the audience a few years, Song Dandan's also fitted with ceramic teeth, and an elderly couple was also on the "Tieling Journal" front page. Skit is funny, even Zhao Benshan were almost laughing games. Next xiao cui questioning, the two do not tell the truth, xiao cui brains a turn, so that the two one wearing a headset listening to music, one for questioning. After a torture, an old married couple all tell the truth, the burden of a joke after another, and the audience laughed rock with laughter, and many people are laughing, the tears ... ...
Jie Mi Behind the scenes: writer is a film school graduate
"xiao cui said the thing" played 18 minutes, when Zhao Benshan a come back, asked the presence of reporters: "how a new kind of comedy?" That the audience laughed Huan, and Zhao Benshan has expressed satisfaction with the script is not yet will continue to change. See Zhao Benshan chat with reporters, very warming, Cui Yongyuan, Song Dandan also speak their minds, swing-up of the Spring Festival Evening of the Longmen Zhen.
"Original comedy, to become successful boutique, tough to get in! On the Spring Festival Evening for so many years, the pressure is too great, this year did not intend to, but the audience likes, CCTV has repeatedly asked us not to not work! Today's debut work, to see the audience very happy in my mind at ease! "says Zhao Benshan.
The reporter asked: "" xiao cui said the thing "such good works, who is the writer?" Zhao Benshan immediately stand up and put a bespectacled young man pulled in front reporters: "Most young writers, and only 30 years old, named Zhang Meng! Beijing Film Academy graduate! really terrific! "Zhao Benshan always attached importance to the creation of the script, the reporter counted Zhao Benshan a day before work on the bench in this list, only sketches there are 78 individual creative services. No wonder every year on the Spring Festival Evening Zhao Benshan year after year to win the war! (Dunn Lake)
Song Dandan first to write a title page of "小崔 Masatada! Baiyun Sincerely," and "Moon child" sent 小崔, telling him read the book can cure insomnia, but sleep is not easy to wake up. Did not meet with the audience a few years, Song Dandan's also fitted with ceramic teeth, and an elderly couple was also on the "Tieling Journal" front page. Skit is funny, even Zhao Benshan were almost laughing games. Next 小崔 questioning, the two do not tell the truth, 小崔 brains a turn, so that the two one wearing a headset listening to music, one for questioning. After a torture, an old married couple all tell the truth, the burden of a joke after another, and the audience laughed rock with laughter, and many people are laughing, the tears ... ...
Jie Mi Behind the scenes: writer is a film school graduate
"小崔 said the thing" played 18 minutes, when Zhao Benshan a come back, asked the presence of reporters: "how a new kind of comedy?" That the audience laughed Huan, and Zhao Benshan has expressed satisfaction with the script is not yet will continue to change. See Zhao Benshan chat with reporters, very warming, Cui Yongyuan, Song Dandan also speak their minds, swing-up of the Spring Festival Evening of the Longmen Zhen.
"Original comedy, to become successful boutique, tough to get in! On the Spring Festival Evening for so many years, the pressure is too great, this year did not intend to, but the audience likes, CCTV has repeatedly asked us not to not work! Today's debut work, to see the audience very happy in my mind at ease! "says Zhao Benshan.
The reporter asked: "" 小崔 said the thing "such good works, who is the writer?" Zhao Benshan immediately stand up and put a bespectacled young man pulled in front reporters: "Most young writers, and only 30 years old, named Zhang Meng! Beijing Film Academy graduate! really terrific! "Zhao Benshan always attached importance to the creation of the script, the reporter counted Zhao Benshan a day before work on the bench in this list, only sketches there are 78 individual creative services. No wonder every year on the Spring Festival Evening Zhao Benshan year after year to win the war! (Dunn Lake)
"小崔 says this" lines
[Clouds]: You do not eat. You say you work a while so you eat three boxes children, you have the whole performance hall of people everywhere leek taste, not out of love with you, you say it, you grade too low.
Alas! You remember, ah, later the record shows, you talk less, listen yet? You do not like the shelf-like Tieling Taiwan, Han truth is out 嘞, how much shame which, ah. You'll see me deal with him, OK not? Do not say a word, line not? Well-behaved, ah.
Alas! You said it was not 小崔 loud noise come from? Helenians when Waner had too! É Tieling Taiwan people and other Zanlia hours, which were CCTV se, you say, this stuff ... ...
[Cui Yongyuan] Ah! I'm sorry everyone, sorry ah, to late, sorry. Last night, slept a good feel, you know. Ouch! Aunt Uncle are coming!
[Clouds] come.
[Cui Yongyuan] You Well, Aunt.
[Clouds] ah, hello.
[Cui Yongyuan] Hello, Uncle ... ...
[Clouds] Oh, you quickly get started, ah, has two sections under Anmen children, ah, that is, out of a trip, which Beijing Taiwan, Tianjin and Taiwan, which had to give something face. Hastened to say you that opening bar. Quickly get started, ah.
[Cui Yongyuan] than I am familiar with it. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to watch, "said 小崔 thing" ... ...
[Black] belch!
[Cui Yongyuan] Six years ago, I interviewed a pair of children from the north-east of the old couple, then ... ...
[Black] belch!
[Cui Yongyuan] Six years later, what are their changes? Today ... ...
[Black] belch!
[Cui Yongyuan] I am today ... ... I
[Black] better.
[Clouds] an opposite direction the wind, you went on it, says you.
[Cui Yongyuan] hey, I do not know what to say I have my.
[Clouds] when you say you were the moderator, you resilience of the poor, and a few hiccup to beat your children put in Mongolia. So the bar, you sit down, I first interviewed you a few children.
[Cui Yongyuan] OK.
[Clouds] how to 小崔 six years not seen, heard that you had depression?
[Cui Yongyuan] this thing all mass Tieling go?
[Clouds] did something good?
[Cui Yongyuan] is much better!
[Clouds] you do not installed, and you resting your Aunt, Uncle Han stuff that you have installed you this? Have written in your face.
[Black] is ah, in the past you have the face on the dumbfounding, but now with a collection of like an emergency.
[Cui Yongyuan] They Tieling also so praise it.
[Clouds] to take gifts, festive, and bring you a souvenir, junior children with you this you said ... ... (black out boxes) Han stuff which is really the man of your children ... ... (black out book) quite commemorative significance.
[Cui Yongyuan] Oh, Aunt this "month of rest" are published.
[Clouds] See title page.
[Cui Yongyuan] hey.
[Clouds] title page.
[Cui Yongyuan] "This book gave rise to the 小崔 Naoxin would like to read this book ... ... you feel a loss of consciousness, Baiyun Aunt Masatada." Thank you!
[Clouds] have it! There then! You get ... ... you can give. (Black out a handkerchief)
[Cui Yongyuan] Oh, Uncle! This is not that song and dance duet handkerchief do?
[Black] children to see Fei surface.
[Cui Yongyuan] "a turn, shake a shake every day exercise quasi-asleep, black Masatada." Thank you, Aunt, Uncle, you see, I brought back a gift, thank you.
[Black] not seen for several years, you take Aunt Diansha you say on the whole good kids ... ... (see white clouds, back to their seats)
[Clouds] My God, An Men ah, is that it did not feel worried you ah.
[Cui Yongyuan] Oh, Uncle Aunt was also concerned about my sleeping problem and Kazakhstan. How old couple sleep quality that you like?
[Black] I stick on the pillow, kick into gear for.
[Clouds] Moxinmofei who are higher quality of sleep.
[Cui Yongyuan] is ah, like my narrow-minded to do before sleep.
[Clouds] did not say you are.
[Cui Yongyuan] ah, ah uncle, you happy six years?
[Black] Happy! Every day I sing the song and dance duet, followed by a dozen or so old Chick ... ... (Baiyun glare black)
[Clouds] He came to his folk art, and my my publications. An Men caring life, career and help each other, how to describe it to you ... ...
[Black] improvise too chant, but also from the loud noise it?
[Cui Yongyuan] In fact, ah, I have heard, and uncle Aunt emotionally out some questions.
[Clouds] sex scandal, an absolute scandal, there is no news of the leaders did not call the leadership, there is no celebrity sex scandal celebrity that a lot of money, doing the difficult, difficult for a woman to do ... ...
