英语笑话简单易懂
简单易懂的英语笑话如下：
1.Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
为什么数学书很伤心呢？因为它有太多问题（题）了。
2.Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
为什么西红柿变红了呢？因为它看到了沙拉酱。
3.Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy.
为什么饼干去看医生了呢？因为它感觉不太好。
4.What do you call an alligator detective?
An investi-gator.
你把鳄鱼当侦探叫什么？侦探－鳄鱼（investi-gator）。
5.Why can't you trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
为什么不能信任原子呢？因为它们构成了所有东西。
6.What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
你把一种假面条叫什么？骗面（impasta）。
7.Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
为什么鱼要生活在咸水里？因为胡椒水会让它们打喷嚏。
8.Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay,they would be bagels.
为什么海鸥飞过海洋呢？因为如果它们飞过海湾，它们就变成贝果了。
9.Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
为什么稻草人赢得了奖项呢？因为它在自己的领域里出色（outstanding）。
10.Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
为什么自行车倒了呢？因为它太累了（two-tired，即“二个轮胎疲乏”）。
11.Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
为什么咖啡要报警？因为它被抢了。
12.Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.
你听说过那个意大利厨师去世了吗？他╱她已经饿了很久了。
13.Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side!
为什么小鸡要去参加通灵会？为了与另一边交流！
14.Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts!
骷髅为什么不打架？因为他们没有肠子！
15.What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?
Frostbite.
把雪人和鲨鱼交叉会得到什么？冻伤。
