Question

谁有英语搞笑短文，两人对话形式的，时间在3-5分钟之间，连带翻译？？？要快啊

Answer 1

walks into a boutique. She wants to buy a scarf....
Sales Assoc: Hi, are you being helped?
Karen: No, I'm not. I'm interested in some scarves.
Sales Assoc: All our scarves are in this section. What do you think of this one here? It's made of silk.
Karen: Hm, it looks nice, but I'd like to have something warm for the winter.
Sales Assoc: Maybe you would like a heavy wool scarf. How about this one?
Karen: I think that's what I want. How much is it?
Sales Assoc: It's...seventy-five dollars plus tax.
Karen: It's a little expensive. Do you think it's possible to get a discount?
Sales Assoc: Hm, since you like it so much, how about a 10 percent discount. That's the best I can offer.
Karen: That's good. Could you wrap it up for me?
Sales Assoc: Sure. Is there anything else I can get for you?
Karen: No, that should be it. Thank you

Answer 2

Teacher:
Tom,
your
composition
on
“My
Dog”
is
exactly
the
same
as
your
brother’s.
Did
you
copy
his?
Tom:
No
sir,
it’s
the
same
dog.
(The
teacher
is
angry.At
the
same
time,Frank
coming.)
Teacher:
Why
are
you
late,
Frank?Don't
you
konw
it's
already
9:00.
Frank
:
I
am
very
soory
,madam.Because
of
the
sign.
Teacher:
What
sign?
Frank
:
The
one
that
says
“School
Ahead,
Go
Slow”.
(Teacher..........)
老师:
Tom,
你的作文"我的狗狗"里写的东西和你哥哥写得一模一样.
你是不是抄袭了他的?
Tom:
不是这样的,老师!
我们俩养的是同一只狗狗.
老师:
Frank,
说为什么你迟到了.你难道不知道现在几点了，都九点了!!!
Frank:
因为,,因为那个标志.
老师:
神马标志??
Frank:
那个写着,前方是学校,
慢行!!的标志...
老师......(结局大家可想而知)