Question

跪求一篇简短的两人搞笑英文对话

搞笑、通俗易懂、简短，五分钟左右

Answer 1

一、　　Customer： Give me a hot dog.　　Waiter： With pleasure.　　Customer： No, with mustard.　　顾客：来个热狗。　　侍者：很高兴。　　顾客：不要，加上芥末。　　（注：英语中with pleasure是“很高兴”的意思。这位顾客把pleasure当成调料了。怪不得他说不要pleasure,要芥末呢。）　　二、Teacher： Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer at once. How much is 6 plus 4？　　Student： At once！　　老师：全班同学听着，不管我问什么，你们都要马上回答。6+4等于几？　　学生：马上。

Answer 2

A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert.
一位热心的年轻教师想让她的学生多了解一点优秀的古典音乐，就安排了一天下午去听音乐会。

To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocsandices.

为了使这次活动能给大家留下更深的印象，她请大家喝柠檬汽水、吃点心、巧克力和冰淇淋。

Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today, honey?"

在大家回来上汽车的时候，她问小萨莉:“亲爱的，你今天玩得好吗？”

"Oh, yes, miss" said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is."

“哦，好极了，小姐，”萨莉说，“除了音乐其他都很好。”