Question

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One day a middle-aged woman telephoned her doctor.
“Doctor,” she said, “I’m having a lot of trouble with my shoulders. It hurts me all the time and I can’t sleep at night.”
“Come this afternoon,” said the doctor, “and I’ll have a look at it.”
That afternoon the woman went to the doctor’s office. He gave her a very through examination, asked a lot of questions, and listened carefully to her answers.
“Well, my dear,” he said, “it looks like that you have arthritis.”
“Arthritis?” she said. “Oh, no! What am I going to do?”
“Don’t worry,” he answered. “I’ll give you a prescription(药方) and the pain will go away.” The doctor took out his pen, wrote a prescription, and handed her his bill for fifty dollars. The woman opened her pocket book, took out a fifty-dollar check, took the painkillers(止痛药), said goodbye and left.
The doctor mailed the check to his bank, but a week later he was surprised to find that the check was returned to him, marked “Insufficient Funds(存款不足)”. He telephoned the woman immediately.
“I’m very sorry to have to tell you this,” he began, “but your check came back this week.”
“Oh, really?” said the woman.“That’s quite a coincidence(巧合).”
“What do you mean?” asked the doctor.
“Well,” said the woman, “so did my arthritis.”

Answer 1

某日一中年女士给她女儿打电话。
女儿啊，她说，我实在是吃不消了，我根本没法入睡，它总是折磨着我。
今儿下午就过来吧，女儿答道，我会找人给您桥没看看。
那天下午，这个女人来到女儿的办公室。医生给她做了一个全面测试，也问了许多问题，并认真细致地倾听她的没姿回答。
好的，亲爱的，医生说，看来你得关节炎了。
关节炎？她说，哦，不！我会怎样啊？
别担心，医生安慰地说，我会给你开点药，（你按时服用）疼痛就会消失的。医生取出笔，开好处方并收取了五十美金的费用，妇人打开自己的笔记本，取出一张五十美元的支票，同时服下了止痛药，说完再见就离开了。
医生将支票寄给了自己的开户银行，可是，一周后他却惊讶地发现支票被退了回来，并标有“存款不足”的字样。他立即打电话给这个女人。
我很抱歉给你打这通电话为了这样的事，他开始说明来意，您的支票本周被退回了。
喔，真有这事？妇人回应到，不会是弄错了吧【直译：这可真是相当凑巧】。
你怎么解释呢？医生问道。
好吧，女人答道，我的关节炎也一样啊。（指还在发作）
注：（……）是帮助理解，或枯消绝补充必要的省略部份。

Answer 2

一天，一个中年妇女给她的医生打电话。
“医生”她说，“我肩膀有很多问题。这一直让我悉郑觉得很难受，我晚上睡不着觉。”
“今天下午来吧”医生说“悉陆皮我看看”
当天下午，那个妇女来到医生办公睁差室。医生进行了彻底检查，问了一些问题，并仔细听她的回答。

追问

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追答

”哦，亲爱的“他说”你看起来似乎有关节炎“
”关节炎？”她说“哦，不！那我该怎么办呢？”
“不用着急”他回答“我给你开个方子，疼痛就会消失了”。医生拿出他的钢笔，写了个方子，并把收费五十美元的账单交给她。妇女打开钱包，开了个五十美元的支票，拿走止痛药，说再见并离开了。
医生将支票邮寄给他的银行，但是一周后，医生吃惊的发现支票又被退回了，写着“存款不足”。他立刻给妇女打电话。
“非常抱歉，不得不告诉您”医生说“但是您的支票这周又回来了。”
“哦，是么？”妇女说：“太巧合了”。
“您是什么意思？”医生问。
“哦”妇女说“我的关节炎也是（又回来了）。”
全文翻译完成。谢谢采纳。