Question

我需要一个长的搞笑的英文音译名字

Answer 1

Candy翻译成“坑爹”，Gordon=“狗蛋”，Sunny=“傻泥”
比如Sharpy 这个并不是一个英文单词，不过可以用作英文名字，它的读音是“sha bi”。
Abby 音译像“二逼”

Answer 2

Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents，What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday，I gave it to a poor old woman,he answered，You're a good boy, said the mother proudly，Here are two cents more， But why are you so interested in the old woman?She is the one who sells the candy.

好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱，昨天给你的钱干什么了，我给了一个可怜的老太婆，他回答说，你真是个好孩子，妈妈骄傲地说，再给你两分钱，可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？她是个卖糖果的。

Answer 3