Question

英语小笑话

急需找一个英语小笑话~~
明天就要用了~~
短一点的~~
六年级学生可以看懂~~
能读懂的~~
要有中文~~
尽快~~
先谢谢了~~

Answer 1

NOT
OUR
OWN
FOOD
Two
boys
walk
into
a
bar
and
sit
down
to
eat
their
lunches
.
The
bartender
say
:"
Sorry
,
but
you
can't
eat
your
own
food
here
."
The
two
boys
look
at
each
other
and
swap
lunches.
不是我们自己的食物
两个男孩走入酒吧，坐下吃他们自己的午餐。侍酒者说：“抱歉，你们不能在这里吃您自己的食物”。
两个男孩互相看了一眼，交换了他们午餐。

Answer 2

一人初上飞机想吐，空姐取一空袋，快满时又去取袋，并嘱咐“别乱吐”。
空姐待回来时见遍地都是，问其因，答道：“我见快满了，又喝了一口，周围人就都吐了……”
Thebeginningofapersonvomitingontheplane,flightattendantstakeanemptybag,quicktopickupbagsfullofShiyou,andasked"DoLuantu."
Flightattendantsseeeverywherearetobereturned,regardlessoftheircause,replied:"Iseethefastfull,drankasip,spitonthepeoplearound......

Answer 3

我还不认识她呢
一对夫妇在公园里散步，发现一对年轻的男女坐在一条长凳上，动情地接吻。
“你为什么不那么做呢？”妻子说。
“亲爱的，”丈夫回答说，“我还不认识那个女子呢!”
I
Don't
Know
Her
A
couple
walking
in
the
park
noticed
a
young
man
and
woman
sitting
on
a
bench,
passionately
kissing.
"Why
don't
you
do
that?"
said
the
wife.
"Honey,"
replied
her
husband,
"I
don't
even
know
that
woman!"

Answer 4

1,Two
birls
Teacher:
Here
are
two
birds,
one
is
a
swallow,
the
other
is
sparrow.
Now
who
can
tell
us
which
is
which?
Student:
I
cannot
point
out
but
I
know
the
answer.
Teacher:
Please
tell
us.
Student:
The
swallow
is
beside
the
sparrow
and
the
sparrow
is
beside
the
swallow.
两只鸟
老师：
这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看。
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
2.
The
Fish
Net
"Can
you
tell
me
what
fish
net
is
made,
Ann?"
"A
lot
of
little
holes
tied
together
with
strings."
replied
the
little
girl.
鱼网
"你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？"
老师发问道。
"把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。"
小女孩回答道。
3.
The
New
Teacher
George
comes
from
school
on
the
first
of
September.
"George,
how
did
you
like
your
new
teacher?"
asked
his
mother.
"I
didn\'t
like
her,
Mother,
because
she
said
that
three
and
three
were
six
and
then
she
said
that
two
and
four
were
six
too....."
新老师
9月1日，
乔治放学回到家里。
"乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？"
妈妈问。
"妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6,
可后来又说2加4也得6。"

Answer 5

Always
Thirsty
"I
had
an
operation,"
said
a
man
to
his
friend,
"and
the
doctor
left
a
sponge
in
me."
"That"s
terrible!"
said
the
friend.
"Got
any
pain?"
"No,
but
I
am
always
thirsty!"
总感到口渴
一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。”
“真是太糟糕了！”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗？”
“不疼，可是我总感到口渴。”