一分钟的有趣英语小故事
一分钟看完的有趣英语小故事：没有恐龙
The waiter left and returned quickly.“I'm sorry, sir，but we've just run out of a dinosaur.”
服务员离开了，又很快回来了。“对不起，先生，我们的恐龙菜刚卖完。”
" What?" said the diner with feigned disappointment."No dinosaur?"
“什么?”顾客气愤地说:“没有恐龙?”
The waiter lowered his voice. "Well，we do have some left，“he whispered confidentially,"...but it's not very fresh and I won't serve it!”
那服务员低声地说:“我们的确还剩一些。”他显得作常自信的样子。“但恐龙肉有点儿不太鲜了，所以我们还是不给您上这道菜的好。”
搞笑的英语小故事：Ice Fishing
A blond decides to go ice fishing one day. She takes her stool and her fishing pole onto the ice, and cuts a big hole. Then a voice says:
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"
一个金发外国人决定要去冰上钓鱼。她拿上她的工具和钓鱼竿去了冰上，并凿出了一个大洞。然后听见一个声音说：
"冰～下～面～没～有～鱼!"
Perplexed, the blond moves her stool 100 feet, sits down again and goes to work cutting another hole. Again, the voice said:
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"
这个外国人很疑惑，把她的工具挪动了100尺，再次坐下来，准备再凿一个洞的`时候。再一次地，有个声音说：
"冰～下～面～没～有～鱼!"
Clearly flustered, she moves the stool to one last spot, sits down, and picks up her auger. Again, the voice boomed:
"FOR THE LAST TIME, THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"
姑娘有点慌了，她将工具挪到最后这个点上，坐下来，拿起了她的螺丝钻。再一次地，声音响起：
“最～后～说～一～次!冰～下～面～没～有～鱼!”
Finally, she can't take it. She cries out, "God, is that you?"
她终于承受不住了，叫了出来，“是你吗?神?”
"NO, I'M THE OWNER OF THIS HOCKEY RINK"
“不，我是这个曲棍球冰场的主人。”
幽默英文小故事：Two dogs, please
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said to the other, "I heard that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs."
两个苏格兰修女刚刚坐船来到美国，其中一个修女对另外一个说，“我听说这个国家的人们是吃狗肉的。”
"Odd," her companion replied, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."
“真奇怪”，她的同伴回答道，“不过如果我们也生活在美国，我们可能会做一样的事情啊。”
Nodding emphatically, the mother superior pointed to a hot dog vendor and they both walked towards it.
这位年长修女认真地点了点头，指向了一个热狗摊，她们俩一同走了过去。
"Two dogs, please," said one.
“两只狗，谢谢。”一位说。
The vendor was only too pleased to oblige and he wrapped both hot dogs in foil. Excited, the nuns hurried over to a bench and began to unwrap their 'dogs.'
摊贩主很开心，他把两个热狗都包了起来。两位修女飞快地到一个长凳上坐下，打开了她们的“狗”。
The mother superior was first to open hers, then, stared at it for a moment, leaned over to the other nun and whispered cautiously, "What part did you get?"
年长的修女先打开了她的，然后，仔细地凝视了一会，向另外一位修女靠了过去，小心地耳语道“你拿到哪个部分了?”
