Question

请高手帮我翻译英文＜IRONIC＞的歌词

英文歌词如下：
An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay
and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong
and everything blows up
In your face

A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons
when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful husband
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think
A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think...

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures

Answer 1

讽刺

有个老人今年九十八岁
他中了乐透但是隔天就翘了
就像是一杯法国红酒里有只黑苍蝇
就像是迟了二分钟的死刑赦免
实在是很讽刺．．．不是吗？

和声：
就像是婚礼那天下大雨
就像是有人要载你但你刚买了车票
就像是应该接受的忠告你正好不理
谁又想得到．．．人算不如天算

安全第一先生很怕坐飞机
有一天他收拾了行李跟孩子们吻别
他等了整整一辈子终於要来坐这趟飞机
当飞机失事坠毁的当下，他心里想
「喔，这真好啊！」
这真讽刺啊，你不觉得吗？

我想，生活就是会莫名其妙地搞你一下
当你认为一切都没有问题，事情进行都很顺利的时候
生活也会莫名其妙就帮你一把
当你觉得你倒楣到家，一切都已经在你眼前
搞砸了的时候
你已经迟到了还交通堵塞
你可以休息抽菸，偏偏禁止吸菸
就像是有上万支汤匙但你需要的是刀子
就像是终於遇见你的梦中王子
同时还看到他身旁的美丽妻子
这还真讽刺‧‧‧你不觉得吗？
有点太讽刺了‧‧‧是啊，我相信

我想，生活就是会莫名其妙地搞你一下
生活也会莫名其妙就帮你一把
帮你一把