Question

帮我翻译一下这几句英语，谢谢啦

Why no stalking?// Why do not speak?// Why have disregarded me well?// Trouble!// If you are that Yu Xiang , I think of tell you and I, love you! If you are not that Yu Xiang , I think of the number telling you , not always using her after inviting you get on the Internet!(Yu Xiang是人名就不用翻译啦）

Answer 1

Why no stalking?
为什么不隐姓埋名|
// Why do not speak //
为什么不讲话||
Why have disregarded me well?//
为什么不理我？
Trouble!//
麻烦
If you are that Yu Xiang , I think of tell you and I, love you! If you are not that Yu Xiang , I think of the number telling you , not always using her after inviting you get on the Internet!
如果你是YX，我想我要告诉你，我喜欢你，如果你不是，我想告诉你，我在见到你后不会再用这个号码上网了！
话说有很多语法错误，不知道是不是准确

Answer 2

要加强学习啊，很常识性的错误。我帮你改改。

Why no stalking?// 拼错了吧？我觉得是Why not talking?// 为什么不说话？
Why do not speak?// 为什么不说话？
Why did you disregard my goodness？你为什么无视我的好?
Trouble!// 伤脑筋
If you are Yu Xiang , I want to tell you and I love you! If you are not Yu Xiang , I must tell you I would NEVER use the number , after seeing you at the internet.
如果你是Yu Xiang,我想告诉你,我爱你!如果你不是Yu Xiang,我必须告诉你,如果我在网上看到你，我就不会再用这个号码.

Answer 3

这人的英文真差劲啊。。。一点语法都没有。。。
。。。。无语。。。