Question

赶着做作业啊

请写一些短的英语笑话吧 一定要在11月5号 既是今天前写的 明天要交 请帮忙吧

Answer 1

On Monday's Day last year, Peter tried to buy a present for his mother. He walked into a store with had a sign outside,"Second-hand clothes bought and sold." He was carrying an old jabket and asked the owner of the store,"How much will it cost?" The man looked at it and then said,"3 dollars."
"What!" said Peter,"I thought it was 7 dollars."
"No,"said the man."I won't pay more than 3 dollars."
"Well,here's your money," said Peter."This jacket was outside your store, which said 7 dollars,but I thought that was too much money,so I wanted to make sure how much it really was."
Before the surprised store owner could think of anything to say,Peter left the store with the jacket happily.
我一个一个打上去的，好累啊

Answer 2

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional box, sits down but says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk just sits there.
Finally the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk replies, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either."

可以吗？

Answer 3

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