Question

高手们，救救我吧

“有下象棋者，久而无声响，排闼视之，阒不见人，原来他们是在门后角里扭做一团，一个人骑在另一个人的身上，在他的口里挖车呢。被挖者不敢出声，出声则口张，口张则车被挖回，挖回则必悔棋，悔棋则不得胜。”
这个英文说啊

Answer 1

。。。很难翻。。。

我来解释一下吧：从前有两个人在下象棋，可是久久不闻动静，邻居好奇地掀开窗户上的小门，只见里面一片死寂而无人影。再一看，他们都在门后相互扭着，一个人骑在另一人身上，努力从对方口中挖出被含着的棋子“车”。被挖者也不敢吱声，因为一吱声就会张口，一张口就会被抢走“车”，对方一旦抢到“车”就会要悔棋不让吃车，这样他就无法取胜了。

Answer 2

there is one kind of chessers i would never want to play with---the one who is too polite. i gave him a kill, or puming him a "car", he still kept calm, no anger at all. its like this is out of his business which makes you feel bored totally.
gentlemen are indisputable,but chessing is something that we must indispute.when you give the other a serious treatment,the other must have blue veins exposured on his head ,each of those veins must be shown clearly one bye one;put a long face crying pretending to be laughing;or talk with no ends like eating shits

Answer 3

pls expain the chinese meaning fist .ths

Answer 4

放弃吧！我知道这很痛苦，但是为了你的前途想想吧！

Answer 5

等她回来，在追她。

Answer 6

边个游戏机室啊
？？是无是长歧噶？
是噶话是无是噶机室噶大铁门是铁噶无？
是噶话你就米使乱捻了？