美剧生活大爆炸经典搞笑台词语录
《生活大爆炸》（The Big Bang Theory）是由查克·洛尔和比尔·普拉迪创作的一出美国情景喜剧，此剧由华纳兄弟电视公司和查克·洛尔制片公司共同制作。由马克·森德罗斯基导演，吉姆·帕森斯，约翰尼·盖尔克奇，凯莉·库柯，西蒙·黑尔贝格、昆瑙·纳亚尔等人主演，主要讲述的是四个宅男科学家和一个美女邻居截然不同的搞笑生活故事。
美剧生活大爆炸经典台词：
1、Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
谢耳朵：剪刀剪纸，纸包石头，石头砸蜥蜴，蜥蜴毒死斯巴克，斯巴克击碎剪刀，剪刀砍断蜥蜴，蜥蜴吃了纸，纸反驳斯巴克，斯巴克蒸发石头，最后就是一直都那样的，石头硌坏剪子。
2、Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid!
Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
谢耳朵：你为嘛哭呢？
佩妮：因为我太傻了！
谢耳朵：这可不是什么好理由。大家都是因为伤心才哭嘛。比方我吧，我总为别人太傻哭，因为人家愚蠢搞得我很伤心
3、Raj: I don't like bugs, okay? They freak me out.
Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.
Raj：我不喜欢虫子行了吧？吓得我半死。
谢耳朵：有意思。你害怕虫子，还有女人。要见着个花大姐准让你神经分裂了。
4、Leonard: What got into him?
Penny: Oh, a couple of virgin Cuba Libres who turned out to be a little slutty.
Leonard: You didn't.
Penny: You do your little experiments, I do mine.
雷纳德：他喝什么了？
佩妮：可能是杯并不太纯的纯自由古巴酒吧。
雷纳德：你不是吧。
佩妮：你们管你们做实验，我管我做咯。
5、Howard is teaching Sheldon Chinese*.
Howard: You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn Mandarin.
Sheldon: Why?
Howard: Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.
霍华德：话说，你终于要学普通话了我还真高兴。
谢耳朵：为嘛？
霍华德：等你说顺溜了，有十多亿中国人民等着你去烦，你就不用来烦我了。
6、Leonard: What were you doing at Penny's?
Sheldon: Well, we had dinner, played some games, and then I spent the night. Oh, and you'll be happy to know that I now have a much better understanding of 'friends with benefits.'
雷纳德：你在佩妮那儿干嘛呢？
谢耳朵：吃了顿饭，玩了点儿游戏，然后留下过夜了。哦，现在我对什么叫“床伴”有了更深入的理解，你高兴吧。
7、Penny: I give up. He's impossible!
Sheldon: I can't be impossible; I exist! I think what you meant to say is, 'I give up; he's improbable'.
佩妮：我放弃了。他真是不可理喻。
谢耳朵：我不会不可能的啊，我存在即有可能。我觉得你想说的是“我放弃了，他不像是真的。”
8、Sheldon: I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!
谢耳朵：我才没疯呢，我妈带我去测过好吧？
9、Girl: What are you gonna get, Raj?
Raj: With my luck - Hepatitis!
女生：你想要什么呢，Raj？
Raj：幸运的话——得个肝炎就行了
10、Sheldon: Ah, gravity - thou art a heartless bitch.
谢耳朵：啊，地心引力，汝乃没心没肺之婊子。
11、 Sheldon: I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.
谢耳朵说： I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.
12、 Sheldon: Good night. And if there's an apocalypse, good luck.
谢耳朵说： 晚安。如果今晚是世界末日，祝你好运!
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