Question

求一篇一分钟的英文演讲稿，要求越简单越好，贴近生活，最好幽默点．

主要用途，中学英语课上，老师要求每人来一次演讲，但是本人的风格属于幽默型的，很难弄到这样的演讲稿，希望各位高手给小弟提供一篇，要求简单，幽默，贴近生活．最好下周末前．谢谢了！愿结交这样的朋友，共同提高英语能力．

Answer 1

不知你是否喜欢我写的这篇”我爱姚明”演讲?
I love Yao Ming.
Boys and girls,
Look at me!
Boys and girls!
Listen up!
This is my idol.(你可以举一张姚明的画象)
Cause he is a role model.
His name is Yao Ming.
Can you repeat after me?
Yao Ming!
And this is his number (11)(你伸出两个手指做胜利的手势)
Can you repeat after me?
Eleven, eleven!
Eleven means victory!
Yao Ming is a sportsman!
Yao Ming is a superman!
He is super.
He is a dream catcher!
His dream has come true.
He is playing in NBA.

I have no doubt he has bigger dreams in his mind.
To get a NBA champion ring!
I pray for him!
I hooray for him!
I love my idol and my idol loves me!

Boys and girls, hooray for Yao Ming!

Boys and girls, thank you for listening.

Answer 2

Good morning boys and girls.
Today I'll talk about the challenges and the opportunaties.
Overall, success is in our own hands. The challenge’s target is a opponent and not an enemy. The great challenge may tap the potential of people, and how much of a person’s potential exactly, I’m afraid even he or she was not very clear. I think, if input oneself to the meaningful challenge, it will be a better understanding of this problem and he or she will live more valuable.
If there is a challenge, it will must create success and failure. Failure is not frightening, because we are standing in the foot. However, the real frightening thing is success. For this time, we have stood in the mountain top. If we are not afraid of success, are we afraid of failure? So, I just want to say, what are we rising to the challenge? It is ourselves.
Thank you for your listening!