Question

求有趣的英语小故事（好的加分）

英语老师要求每人都要读一篇英语小故事。星期五就轮到我了，各位帮帮忙吧！！！不要太多，但一定要有趣的，千万不要是啥米新概念英语、英语书里面的课文哦，最好是自编的。好的一定加分！
不要给个网址什么的，要具体的小故事、带翻译的，预备班水平的、还有，不要是对话的、打电话什么的好的加多少都行啊

Answer 1

这是我们大学英语语言学老师从外国朋友那听来的笑话。
中国人最好还是起一个中国名，使用洋名的麻烦也不少，比如下面这则在美国流传的打电话的段子，就是发生在两个起了洋名的华裔之间，来电话的叫Sam Wan，找妹妹Annie Wan，还有两个兄弟叫Noel Wan、Avery Wan，接线生叫Saw Lee：

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)? 你好，我可以和Annie Wan（听上去像anyone“任何人”）通话吗？
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.可以，你可以和我讲。
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)! 不，我找“任何人”。
Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this? 你不正在和我讲话吗，请问你叫什么名字？
Caller : I’m Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It’s urgent. 我是Sam Wan（听上去像“某人”），我要找“任何人”，有急事！
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about? 我知道你是“某人”，也知道你要找“任何人”，有什么急事呢？
Caller : Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital. 我嘛，我要告诉我的妹妹“任何人”，哥哥Noel Wan（听上去像“没人”no one）受了伤，“没人”送医院。现在Avery Wan（听上去像“每个人”）正在去医院的路上。
Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgen t matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!原来没人受伤，有什么着急的！我没时间和你逗乐子。
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you? 你这是什么态度？你叫什么？
Operator : I’m Saw Lee (Sorry).我叫Saw Lee（听上去像“对不起”，sorry）
Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!! 你真应该说对不起，你告诉我你的名字叫什么？！

Answer 2

The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard.
“It is too crowded, ”they shouted.”“who do you think you are?” he said.
公共汽车上很挤，当又一个人还是试图上车时，乘客们不让他上。
“车上太挤了，”他们喊道，“你以为你是谁？”
。。。。。。

大耳朵英语可以学习很多英语，也有很多笑话。。

o(∩_∩)o

记得采纳昂。。。。

Answer 3

"My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war, and my daughter is foreign secretary."
"Sounds interesting, " his colleague replied. "And what is your position?"
"I'm the people. All I do is pay. "

我家就像个共和国！"
布朗先生对他的同事说，“我老婆是财政部长，我丈母娘是军事委员会主席，我的女儿就是外交部长。"
"有意思”他的同事反问“那你是干什么的？”
“我是人民。我负责给钱”

Answer 4

A food examiner teacher found a student cheating, he angrily shouted, pointing to him as a student: You ... you ... you ... you ... How dare you cheat, stand up!
Yu Bi, there are five students stood up!

Foreman: want to here when the loggers, you have to first go to the woods in front of a minute you try to saw a few trees.
After a one minute.
Foreman: one minute of cutting 20, and too powerful a! Where you ever work?
Workers: Sahara Forest
Foreman: No bar, everyone knows that the Sahara is a desert.
Workers: The ah, later named the Sahara Desert!

Driving her husband to go out.
His wife at home, listening to the radio, I heard a report, the wife quickly pick up the phone.
His wife: husband ah, I was listening to the radio, said that there is a car on the highway in the wrong direction, you never have to be careful ah.
Husband: Which is a ah, I see there are hundreds of cars are in retrograde.

Hospitals to prevent patients from fleeing peripheral wall 100.
Two psychiatric patients still want to escape from the hospital. Effort over the wall in the beating in the darkness.
Turned to the wall 30, the
"Tired effect?."
"No tired."
So two continue to turn out.
Turned to the wall 60, the
"Are you tired it?"
"No tired."
So two continue to turn out,
Turned to the wall 99, the
"Are you tired it?"
"Tired"
"Well, we turned back bar"

A prisoner was executed by firing squad, because bullets are fake, and
Fired the first shot did not break out,
The second gun had not played out,
Then third gun fourth gun ...
Cried the prisoner, said: "Brother, do you strangle me, it's too scary a TM."

Answer 5

推荐一个网站：大耳朵英语， 百度一下就知道，有很多小故事