Question

需要一篇不超过3分钟的英语演讲稿，要幽默有趣，中英对照！？

Answer 1

Ladies and Gentlemen, Good morning! I’m very glad to stand here and give you a short speech. Man’s life is a process of growing up, actually I’m standing here is a growth. If a person’s life must constituted by various choices, then I grow up along with these choices. Once I hope I can study in a college in future, however that’s passed, as you know I come here, now I wonder what the future holds for me. When I come to this school, I told to myself: this my near future, all starts here. Following I will learn to become a man, a integrated man, who has a fine body, can take on important task, has independent thought, an open mind, intensive thought, has the ability to judge right and wrong, has a perfect job. Once my teacher said :” you are not sewing, you are stylist; never forget which you should lay out to people is your thought, not craft.” I will put my personality with my interest and ability into my study, during these process I will combine learning with doing. If I can achieve this “future”, I think that I really grow up. And I deeply believe kindred, good-fellowship and love will perfection and happy in the future. How to say future? Maybe it’s a nice wish. Lets make up our minds, stick to it and surely well enjoy our life. 中文大意: 女士们，先生们，上午好。我很高兴在这里为大家作一个简短的讲话。 人的一生是一个成长的过程，事实上，我现在站在这里也是一次成长。如果一个人的一生必须面临不同的选择，那么我就是伴随着这些选择成长起来的。曾经我盼望将来能上大学，然而那已经过去了，现在我在这儿，只想知道我的未来会是什么样的。 当我来到这所学校，我告诉我自己：我不久的将来都从这里开始。接着我要学习如何做人，如何做一个正直的人，并且拥有一个健康的体魄，能承担重要的任务，能独立思考，思想开放，心思缜密，有判断是非的能力，有一份不错的工作。 我的老师曾经告诉我说：“你不是在修补而是在创造；永远不要忘记你向人们所展示的是你的思想，而不是你的手艺。”我会将我的性格，兴趣爱好和能力一起融入到学习中去。在这过程中，我边学习边实践。如果我能实现这个“未来”，我就认为我真的成长了。并且我深信我的亲人，好朋友以及爱会使我的未来更完美，更幸福。 如何来解释未来呢? 也许那只是一个美好的愿望。让我们下定决心，坚持到底，那我们的人生一定能过得很精彩。参考资料： http://edu.cctv.com/special/C18924/04/index.shtml

Answer 2

要一篇不超过三分钟的英语讲演稿，而且还要风趣幽默的，还得中英对照的，很困难。

Answer 3

Ladies and Gentlemen , Good afternoon! I’m very glad to stand here and give you a short speech. today my topic is “youth”. I hope you will like it , and found the importance in your youth so that more cherish it. 　　First I want to ask you some questions: 　　1、Do you know what is youth? 　　2、How do you master your youth? 　　Youth is not a time of life, it is a state of mind ; it is not rosy cheeks , red lips and supple knees, it is a matter of the emotions : it is the freshness ; it is the freshness of the deep springs of life . Youth means a temperamental divdominance of courage over timidity of the appetite , for adventure over the love of ease. This often exists in a man of 60 more than a boy of 20 . Nobody grows old merely by a number of years . We grow old by deserting our ideals. Years wrinkle the skin , but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul . Worry , fear , self -distrust bows the heart and turns the spirit back to dust . Whether 60 of 16 , there is in every human being ‘s heart the lure of wonders, the unfailing childlike appetite of what’s next and the joy of the game of living . In the center of your heart and my heart there’s a wireless station : so long as it receives messages of beauty , hope ,cheer, courag先生们，下午好！我很高兴站在这里给你一个简短的发言。今天我的主题是“青年” 。我希望你能喜欢它，并发现的重要性在您的青年，使更多的珍惜。首先，我要问你几个问题： 1 ，你知道什么是青年？ 2 ，你如何掌握你的青春？青年是不是时间的生活，这是一种精神状态，它是不是玫瑰色的脸颊，红嘴唇，柔软的膝盖，这是一个情感：它是新鲜，这是新鲜的深海温泉的生活。青年是指气质divdominance了胆怯的勇气的食欲，对冒险的爱缓解。这往往存在于一个人的60多岁的男孩20 。没有人成长岁仅仅数年之久。我们变老的逃兵我们的理想。多年的皮肤起皱，但放弃热情皱纹的灵魂。担心，恐惧，自我信任弓箭的心脏和曲折的精神回尘埃。无论是60 16 ，但在每个人的心脏的诱惑奇观，食欲的不懈稚气的下一步和欢乐的游戏生活。在中心的心脏，我的心里有一个无线电台：只要它接收邮件的美丽，希望，欢呼，