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BOY : May I hold your hand?
我可以牵你的手吗？
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
不用了，谢谢，他们不重
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
说你爱我，说你爱我
BOY : You love me...
你爱我
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
如果我们订婚你会送我戒指（ring也只打电话）吗？
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
当然，你电话几号？
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
我认为最穷的人是最开心的。
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be th e happiest couple
那你嫁给我吧，我们会是最开心的一对
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
你使我想起大海
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
是因为我狂野，浪漫和兴奋吗？
M AN : NO, because you make me sick.
不是，因为你使我反感
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
你和男人讲话的时候，他们左耳进右耳出
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
你和女人讲话的时候，他们两只耳朵听，从嘴巴出
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".
8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
10) Patien t : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".
11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
我可以牵你的手吗？
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
不用了，谢谢，他们不重
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
说你爱我，说你爱我
BOY : You love me...
你爱我
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
如果我们订婚你会送我戒指（ring也只打电话）吗？
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
当然，你电话几号？
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
我认为最穷的人是最开心的。
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be th e happiest couple
那你嫁给我吧，我们会是最开心的一对
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
你使我想起大海
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
是因为我狂野，浪漫和兴奋吗？
M AN : NO, because you make me sick.
不是，因为你使我反感
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
你和男人讲话的时候，他们左耳进右耳出
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
你和女人讲话的时候，他们两只耳朵听，从嘴巴出
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".
8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
10) Patien t : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".
11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
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