Question

谁能帮我把下面的笑话翻译成英文

要演讲的，正规点，谢谢···
一个中国人去英国旅游，突然拉肚子，匆忙跑去厕所解决，一脸轻松的出来了，但是出来后发现所有人都用惊奇的研读昂看他，才发现进的是女厕所，想“可不能给中国丢脸”于是来了个90度鞠躬，说“撒由那拉，BYEBYE~~”很快走开了，在场的英国人“Oh~~shit···Japanese”

Answer 1

A Chinese travel to the UK, suddenly diarrhea, hastily ran to the toilet to solve, and a look out easily, but found out surprised everyone with expensive study looked at him, only to find into the ladies room, like "can not to the Chinese lose face, "then came a 90-degree bow, said," spread from that pull, BYEBYE ~ ~ "quickly walked away, the presence of British" Oh ~ ~ shit · · · Japanese "

Answer 2

A Chinese travel to the UK, suddenly diarrhea, hastily ran to the toilet to solve, and a look out easily, but found out surprised everyone with expensive study looked at him, only to find into the ladies room, like "can not to the Chinese lose face, "then came a 90-degree bow, said," spread from that pull, BYEBYE ~ ~ "quickly walked away, the presence of British" Oh ~ ~ shit · · · Japanese "

Answer 3

没看到笑话呀~~~

Answer 4

在哪里?