Question

求英语的笑话

求英语的笑话（不要网址）

Answer 1

1． we two who and who？
　　咱俩谁跟谁阿
　　
　　2． how are you ? how old are you?
　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？
　　
　　3． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
　　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
　　
　　4． you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together
　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
　　
　　5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
　　nothing to say,go home!!
　　有事起奏，无事退朝
　　
　　6． you me you me
　　彼此彼此
　　
　　7． You Give Me Stop!!
　　你给我站住！
　　
　　8． know is know noknow is noknow
　　知之为知之，不知为不知…
　　
　　9． WATCH SISTER
　　表妹
　　
　　10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
　　
　　11． American Chinese not enough
　　美中不足
　　
　　12． one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
　　车祸现场描述
　　
　　13． heart flower angry open
　　心花怒放
　　
　　14． go past no mistake past
　　走过路过，不要错过
　　
　　15． 小明：I am sorry!
　　老外：I am sorry too!
　　小明：I am sorry three!
　　老外：What are you sorry four?
　　小明：I am sorry five!
　　
　　16． If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
　　要钱没有，要命一条
　　
　　17． I call Li old big. toyear 25.
　　我叫李老大，今年25。
　　
　　18． you have two down son。
　　你有两下子。
　　19． as far as you go to die
　　有多远，死多远！！！！
　　
　　20． I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my
　　给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

Answer 2

A boy cried to his mother, "All the children make fun of me. They say I have a big head."
"Don't listen to them," his mother said, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store to buy twenty pounds of patotoes."
"Where is the shopping bag?"
"I haven't got one-use your hat.
中文意思:
　一个小男孩向他母亲哭诉道：“他们都取笑我，说我脑袋大。” “别听他们的，”他母亲安慰道，“你有一个很漂亮的脑袋。好啦，别哭了，去商店买十斤土豆来。”
“购物袋在哪儿？”
“没购物袋了----就用你的帽子吧。”