英语作文I’m proud of myself

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Hello everybody: My name is Jerry .I'm very proud of myself , beacuse I think I am a superboy! Beacuse I'm do well in each exams of Chinese Math and English! So I often get good marks! ( over 110 marks!) And I also good at sport! Such as, running, swimming and so on! I run fastest in our class and I am in school swimming team. I am also proud of my hobbies! There are so many kinds of hobbies that I like, such as, reading cycling and so on! In a word there a many different points that I proud of myself!
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  You are proud of youeself,so you should do it by yourself. Fighting.

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I'm proud of myself. The moment i was dragged out of my mom's pussy was the moment of the revolution of the world.

when i was 7. i bought my first condom and used it on some anonymous kindergarten girl. i didn't realized what i'd done before her mother told me that she'd be pregnant. i went to the sex shop and asked the boss to refund my money of the broken condom. i didn't actually get my money back but the government did fix the law after this. the sex shop is no longer available for the 7-year-old children anylonger.

when i was 8, i banged another girl without a condom. And, she got pregnant again. I was just so pround of myself you know. Everytime i bang a girl, she gets pregnant.

in 14 years, i screwed over 14 girls and they all got pregnant. my friends call mea breeder, but i call myself the population increaser.

now i own a company called GYPAC, it's short for "Give Your Penis Another Chance". The GYPAC is dedicated to make more and more girls pregant at any cost. we've rised the world's population increasing rate from 1.7% to 3.4%. people love me and i'm proud of myself and my mighty johnson.
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