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A typical Wikipedian contributorWikipedia celebrates 1,500,000 articles written by monkeys
Paper to become plastic
Monty Panesar attacked by fan
Adam Sandler to direct The Hobbit
Actor Michael Richards Apologizes for Racial Remarks
New storm approaches as Vancouver remains under "drink beer" advisory
Xenu disappointed over Cruise-Holmes wedding
Buyers line up for a Wii
Woman suspected to be stealing
Tom Cruise, who is not gay, weds Katie Holmes
Snakes in a Car filming goes Bad
Ex-Wal-Mart employee pleads guilty to fraud
PS3 fans eagerly await OJ Simpson's new game "If You Did It"
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A typical Wikipedian contributorWikipedia celebrates 1,500,000 articles written by monkeys
典型的Wikipedian 贡献或Wikipedia 庆祝1,500,000 篇文章由猴子写 Paper to become plastic
纸变得塑料
Monty Panesar attacked by fan
Monty Panesar 由风扇攻击
Adam Sandler to direct The Hobbit
亚当・Sandler 指挥Hobbit
Actor Michael Richards Apologizes for Racial Remarks
演员迈克尔・Richards 为种族评论道歉
New storm approaches as Vancouver remains under "drink beer" advisory
新风暴接近当温哥华保留在"drink beer" 之下; 情况通知
Xenu disappointed over Cruise-Holmes wedding
Xenu 失望结束巡航Holmes 婚礼
Buyers line up for a Wii
买家联盟为Wii
Woman suspected to be stealing
妇女被怀疑窃取
Tom Cruise, who is not gay, weds Katie Holmes
汤姆巡航, 不是快乐, weds Katie Holmes
Snakes in a Car filming goes Bad
蛇在汽车摄制去坏
Ex-Wal-Mart employee pleads guilty to fraud Wal
小店雇员承认有罪在欺骗