最简短的英语笑话
最简短的英语笑话
guest:What is the fly doing in my soup?
waiter: He is swimming, sir.
客人：这只苍蝇在我汤里干嘛?
招待：他在游泳，先生。
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i saw a saw saw a saw .
我看见一个锯子在锯一个锯子
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He Was Caught
“Polorius was kicked out of school for cheating.”
“how come?”
“He was caught, counting his ribs in a hygiene exam.”
他被抓住了
“波罗涅斯由于作弊被开除了”
“什么原因啊”
“在生理卫生考试中,他数自己的'肋骨,结果被发现了.”
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Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,就看见一个牌子上写着"学校----慢行".
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Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.
事实上，只有一杯酒就让我醉倒了，糟糕的是，我不能想起来它是第十三杯还是第十四杯。
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
当你慢慢变老，会发生三件事。第一件是你会丧失记忆。而我已经记不起来其它两件了……
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Father's Motto
teacher: My Children, remember this motto. “Give others more and leave for yourself less.”
Jack: It' just my father's motto!
Teacher: How noble your father's quality is! What's his occupation?
Jack: He is a boxer.
父亲的格言
老师：孩子们，记住这句格言：“多给予，少接受。”
杰克：那正是我父亲的格言!
老师：你父亲真是个品质高尚的人啊!他是干什么工作的?
杰克：它是个拳击手。
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