求一段三人英语对话，要幽默的，题材不限，急用！！！重点幽默 20
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A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"
The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"
再来一个：
An Englishman, a Canadian and an American were captured by terrorists.
The terrorist leader said, "Before we shoot you, you will be allowed last words. Please let me know what you wish to talk about."
The Englishman replied, "I wish to speak of loyalty and service to the crown."
The Canadian replied, "Since you are involved in a question of national purpose, national identity, and secession, I wish to talk about the history of constitutional process in Canada, special status, distinct society and uniqueness within diversity."
The American replied, "Just shoot me before the Canadian starts talking."
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"
The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"
再来一个：
An Englishman, a Canadian and an American were captured by terrorists.
The terrorist leader said, "Before we shoot you, you will be allowed last words. Please let me know what you wish to talk about."
The Englishman replied, "I wish to speak of loyalty and service to the crown."
The Canadian replied, "Since you are involved in a question of national purpose, national identity, and secession, I wish to talk about the history of constitutional process in Canada, special status, distinct society and uniqueness within diversity."
The American replied, "Just shoot me before the Canadian starts talking."
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Joke: How old am I?
A 47 year-old lady gets a facelift. It turns out very well and she enjoys showing off her new look.
She goes to the newsstand and asks the man, “Sir, how old do you think I am?“ The man replies, “You‘re 30, right?“ She says “No, I‘m 47, but nice try.“
The next day, she goes to McDonald‘s. She orders her lunch and asks the young man at the counter, “How old do you think I am?“ The man replies, You‘re 37, right?“ The lady says “No, I‘m 47, but good guess.“
After lunch, she gets on the bus and she asks an 85-year-old man how old she is. He replies, “Lady, I can tell how old any woman is by sticking my hand down her panties.“ So, quietly and quickly, she lets him do so. He thinks a moment and announces, “You‘re 47!“
The lady, astonished, asks, “How did you know?“
The old man replies, “I was standing right behind you at McDonald‘s.“
A 47 year-old lady gets a facelift. It turns out very well and she enjoys showing off her new look.
She goes to the newsstand and asks the man, “Sir, how old do you think I am?“ The man replies, “You‘re 30, right?“ She says “No, I‘m 47, but nice try.“
The next day, she goes to McDonald‘s. She orders her lunch and asks the young man at the counter, “How old do you think I am?“ The man replies, You‘re 37, right?“ The lady says “No, I‘m 47, but good guess.“
After lunch, she gets on the bus and she asks an 85-year-old man how old she is. He replies, “Lady, I can tell how old any woman is by sticking my hand down her panties.“ So, quietly and quickly, she lets him do so. He thinks a moment and announces, “You‘re 47!“
The lady, astonished, asks, “How did you know?“
The old man replies, “I was standing right behind you at McDonald‘s.“
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Joke: How old am I?
A 47 year-old lady gets a facelift. It turns out very well and she enjoys showing off her new look.
She goes to the newsstand and asks the man, “Sir, how old do you think I am?“ The man replies, “You‘re 30, right?“ She says “No, I‘m 47, but nice try.“
The next day, she goes to McDonald‘s. She orders her lunch and asks the young man at the counter, “How old do you think I am?“ The man replies, You‘re 37, right?“ The lady says “No, I‘m 47, but good guess.“
After lunch, she gets on the bus and she asks an 85-year-old man how old she is. He replies, “Lady, I can tell how old any woman is by sticking my hand down her panties.“ So, quietly and quickly, she lets him do so. He thinks a moment and announces, “You‘re 47!“
The lady, astonished, asks, “How did you know?“
The old man replies, “I was standing right behind you at McDonald‘s.“
A 47 year-old lady gets a facelift. It turns out very well and she enjoys showing off her new look.
She goes to the newsstand and asks the man, “Sir, how old do you think I am?“ The man replies, “You‘re 30, right?“ She says “No, I‘m 47, but nice try.“
The next day, she goes to McDonald‘s. She orders her lunch and asks the young man at the counter, “How old do you think I am?“ The man replies, You‘re 37, right?“ The lady says “No, I‘m 47, but good guess.“
After lunch, she gets on the bus and she asks an 85-year-old man how old she is. He replies, “Lady, I can tell how old any woman is by sticking my hand down her panties.“ So, quietly and quickly, she lets him do so. He thinks a moment and announces, “You‘re 47!“
The lady, astonished, asks, “How did you know?“
The old man replies, “I was standing right behind you at McDonald‘s.“
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