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AdrunkstaggersintoaCatholicChurch,entersaconfessionalbox,sitsdownbutsaysnothing.ThePr...
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional box, sits down but says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk just sits there.
Finally the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk replies, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either."还有:Joke:About Drivers
What's the first thing that come to your mind when you see a Chinese man driving a BMW 3 series?
* A pimp
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a Malay man driving a BMW 3 series?
* Ahmad
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see an Indian man driving a BMW 3 series?
* A car jockey
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a Bhai driving a BMW 3 series?
还有:One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.
Girl: Father, I have sinned.
Preacher: What did you do, little girl¡
Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a son of a Bitch.
Preacher: Why¡ What did he do to you¡
Girl: He touched my breast.
Preacher: You mean like this¡ (The guy did it.)
Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.
Preacher: Thats no reason to call him that.
Girl: But he also took off my cloth.
Preacher: You mean like this¡ (He did it again.)
Girl: Yes, thats what he did.
Preacher: Thats still no reason to call him that.
Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...
Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this¡ (And you-know-what)
Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, thats what he did...
Preacher: My dear girl, thats still no reason to call him a...
Girl: But he had AIDS!!
Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!还有:Three mice are sitting at a bar in a rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are.
The first mouse downs a shot of Jack Daniel's, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."
The second mouse orders up two shots of Bombay Sapphire,downs them both, slams each glass into the bar, turns to the first mouse, and replies: "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse.
The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and f_ck the cat."
还有: Too bad there's not such a thing as a golden skunk, because you'd probably be proud to be sprayed by one. 展开
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk just sits there.
Finally the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk replies, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either."还有:Joke:About Drivers
What's the first thing that come to your mind when you see a Chinese man driving a BMW 3 series?
* A pimp
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a Malay man driving a BMW 3 series?
* Ahmad
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see an Indian man driving a BMW 3 series?
* A car jockey
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a Bhai driving a BMW 3 series?
还有:One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.
Girl: Father, I have sinned.
Preacher: What did you do, little girl¡
Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a son of a Bitch.
Preacher: Why¡ What did he do to you¡
Girl: He touched my breast.
Preacher: You mean like this¡ (The guy did it.)
Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.
Preacher: Thats no reason to call him that.
Girl: But he also took off my cloth.
Preacher: You mean like this¡ (He did it again.)
Girl: Yes, thats what he did.
Preacher: Thats still no reason to call him that.
Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...
Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this¡ (And you-know-what)
Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, thats what he did...
Preacher: My dear girl, thats still no reason to call him a...
Girl: But he had AIDS!!
Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!还有:Three mice are sitting at a bar in a rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are.
The first mouse downs a shot of Jack Daniel's, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."
The second mouse orders up two shots of Bombay Sapphire,downs them both, slams each glass into the bar, turns to the first mouse, and replies: "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse.
The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and f_ck the cat."
还有: Too bad there's not such a thing as a golden skunk, because you'd probably be proud to be sprayed by one. 展开
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一醉步履蹒跚成为天主教进入自白盒子,但只字不提坐在下来.牧师咳嗽数次使他的注意,但只是坐在那里喝.最后神父磅三次上墙.<醉地答道:"不是没有用敲入,天下没有这方面的文件. "笑话:约司机什么的第一件想起当你看到一个中国男子驾驶一辆宝马三号系列?*皮条客什么的,首先出现,当你看到你们心目中马来男子驾驶一辆宝马三号系列?艾哈迈德*什么,首先出现在你的心,你会看到印度籍男子驾驶一辆宝马三号系列?*汽车马怎么来的第一件事情就是当你看到一个你心中渤海驾驶一辆宝马三号系列?一个女孩到她交待传道、仲.女:爸爸,我有罪过.传道:怎么做,囡囡12!244女孩:昨天,我的儿子叫一男一荡妇.传道:为什么你做什么12!24412!244女孩:他说出了我的乳房.传道:您的意思是这样7!207(家伙才). 女:(有点腼腆的触摸)不错.传道:thats没有理由要求他保证.女:但我又起飞布料.传道:您的意思是这样7!207(他一遍). 女:好的,thats他做了什么.传道:thats还是没有理由骂他说.女:他把他的友知道什么到我有知道什么::传道:(邪恶的笑:)你的意思是这样7!207(你知什么)女孩:(数分钟后::)::海堤唉,thats他做了什么::传道:我亲爱的孩子,还是没有理由骂他thats甲..女孩:但是他有爱滋病! !传道:一个荡妇,儿子! ! ! 还有:三鼠都坐在一间酒吧里粗略深夜试图使它们彼此如何强硬.首鼠标伏打杰克丹尼尔的,砰的玻璃上吧第二轮老鼠说:"当我看到捕鼠器,我躺在我的背部和脚与我订过. 当律师团下来,我明白我的牙齿,迫使法官工作了21倍食欲、然后做出过与乳酪. "第二鼠标孟买蓝宝石订单最多两个镜头,他们都起伏,每次砰的玻璃吧第一轮鼠标,回答:"唉,当我看到老鼠药、我搜集多达我可以把它的家,它磨起了粉我每次咖啡增添它使我能早走的好喧闹了一天的休息. "第一和第二鼠标鼠标鼠标然后转到第三.第三届鼠标让出了长长的叹息,说前两项,"我没有时间考虑这胡说. 我gotta回家f_ck猫. "太差有没有这样的事情,作为黄金臭鼬、因为你可能会自豪地喷就好了.
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