Question

求帮忙人工翻译一篇200字短文，我需要参加个英语朗诵之类的 80分悬赏！

在自我介绍前我想先说一个故事：从前有个人，他上台自我介绍的时候忘记拿稿子了，于是场面开始变得尴尬。当然，我不会忘记拿稿子，我正拿着呢。等会儿，Oh my god，我拿错稿子了！好吧，这只是个笑话，稿子我当然拿对了。咳咳，现在开始自我介绍。我想我在我们的大家庭在4班学习了一年半了，我应该臭名远扬了。所以我不打算介绍我的名字了。诶等等，时间已经过去这么多了吗？那太好了，我今天就讲到这吧，我负责拖延一会儿时间，以至于那些没背单词的不会被罚抄得太厉害。
后面再补充一句(“后面再补充一句：”不用翻译！)：诶，今天不听写单词（前文的“没背单词”指的就是这个）吗？那太倒霉了。不过到此为止，谢谢大家洗耳恭听听废话。

真心求【人工翻译】啊！！

Answer 1

I want to introduce themselves before a story: Once upon a time there was a man, he took the self introduction when forgot it, things became awkward. Of course, I will not forget it, I was holding. Wait a minute, Oh my god, I took the wrong notes! Well, it's just a joke, of course I take on the manuscript. Well, now began to introduce myself. I think I'm in our big family in 4 classes a year and a half, I should One's reputation was a byword.. So I am not going to introduce my name. Hey wait, time has passed so much? That's good, I will talk about this today, I am responsible for the delay time for a while, so that those who didn't recite words will not be copied fine too.

追问

我漏了一句

追答

The back to add: Well, today is not dictated words (the "no words" refers to this)? That's too bad. But so far, thank you all ears to hear.

追问

你这个百度翻译拿来充数的 我要的是人工的好吗

追答

Back then add: Oh, not today dictation word (before the text "No word back" refers to this) do? That too bad. But so far, thank you for all ears to listen to nonsense.

追问

还是不想看见你

追答

Eh, does the word not dictate it today? That’s too bad. But so far, thank you for all ears to listen to nonsense.

Answer 2

Spring night, Oracle cage yarn, Ping Ping Ting ting. A wind blowing over the cheek, swept the long hair.
Horizontal static soft moonlight.
My heart is like the moon, Pingjing Youwa.
Not deliberately pursue what, just want a good start in allhave a happy ending, like this a long distance.

追问

我漏了一句

你看清楚了我的内容了么