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If we transport that box to the Grand Canyon of Arizona and balanced it neatly on the low stone wall that keeps people from breaking their necks when sunned by the incredible beauty of that silent witness of the force of Eternity and then called little Noodle ,the dachshund and told him to give the unwieldy contraption a slight push with his soft brown nose,there would be a moment of crunching and ripping as the wooden planks loosened stones and shrubs when the outer edges struck the bank of the Colorado River.
上面的漏打了，看下面的。
不要去在线翻译了~~没用的。还有，把BANK翻译成银行的就别看了~~~

If we transport that box to the Grand Canyon of Arizona and balanced it neatly on the low stone wall that keeps people from breaking their necks when sunned by the incredible beauty of that silent witness of the force of Eternity and then called little Noodle ,the dachshund and told him to give the unwieldy contraption a slight push with his soft brown nose,there would be a moment of crunching and ripping as the wooden planks loosened stones and shrubs and trees on their downward path and then a low and even softer bumpity-bumpity-bump and a sudden splash when the outer edges struck the bank of the Colorado River.

Answer 1

如果我们把机器搬运到宏伟的亚利桑那峡谷，并把它平稳地放在矮石墙上，这排石墙是为防止游客在享受日光浴时因峡谷那令人叹为观止的美丽景色以及那静谧的永恒魅力而摔下峡谷而建造的，然后指示那条名叫“小面条”的达克斯矮腿蜡狗用它那柔嫩的棕色小鼻子将这个笨重的，新奇的机器推下峡谷，接下来就会有一连串混杂着木板被撕裂，松动的石头滚下，灌木和树木的嘎吱嘎吱声，甚至是轻柔的碰撞声，当机器的外壳撞到科罗拉多河的河岸时，还会有一声突然的溅水声。

Answer 2

如果我们的运输那个箱子搬到大峡谷的亚利桑那州和平衡它放在低矮的石墙，让人打破时，晒上的美丽令人难以置信的沉默的，永恒，然后叫的小面，腊肠，并告诉他给那再轻轻一推，我们都和他的鼻子，将有片刻的嘎吱响，像厚木板多的石块和灌木和树在走下坡路，然后再低，甚至更bumpity-bumpity-bump，突然溅起水花当外边缘使银行点

Answer 3

如果我们运输那个盒子到大峡谷亚利桑那州和平衡的整洁地在低矮的石墙,使人们从断裂”原文作“颈项的令人难以置信的美丽游的时候,沉默的永恒之力的见证,然后叫小面、腊肠、告诉他给下属装置轻微推用他那双温柔的棕色的鼻子,会有片刻的分布式计算及拉裂的木板,灌木和树木放松石头上,然后向下的路径bumpity-bumpity-bump低,甚至柔和,突然一击溅当外层边缘的银行的科罗拉多河。

Answer 4

我已经尽全力！

我们要是把那箱子运到阿里索纳大峡谷，整整齐齐把它横放在那堵用来防止人们看到那个经历了万古千秋的沉默见证人的神奇和壮观的时候一愣（stunned），摔下把脖子给折（she2）了的低矮石墙上，然后把那个达克斯狗，小Noodle（诺德）叫来，让它用柔嫩，棕色的鼻子把那个笨重怪玩意儿稍微往前一推，当那些木板下滑时，将石头松动，灌木和树木把根的时候先会有一阵嘎查声和撕裂声，然后等到那个东西的前部撞到了科罗拉多河畔的时候，又会传来一阵低沉的，更轻的咯噔-噔-咯噔声，然后就是水的哗啦哗啦的溅水声。

Answer 5

bank是岸的意思吧