英文笑话有哪些？
TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go Slow."
汤姆的借口
老师：汤姆，你为什么每天上学都迟到呢？
汤姆：每次我路过拐角的时候，一个路标上写着：“学校——慢行”
A GREAT MAN
Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
一名伟人
老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗？
学生：当然。因为到目前为止，还没有人活到400多岁。
Who Is the Laziest?
Father: Well,Tom,I asked to your teacher today,and now I want to ask you a question.Who is the laziest person in your class?
Tom: I don't know,father.
Father: Oh,yes,you do!Think!When other boys and girls are doing and writing,who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
Tom: Our teacher,father.
谁最懒
父亲：哎，汤姆，今天我跟你们老师谈过，现在我想问你个问题．你们班上谁最懒？
汤姆：我不知道，爸爸。
父亲：啊，不对，你知道！想想看，当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时，谁在课堂上坐着，只是看人家做功课？
汤姆：我们老师，爸爸。
