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This century most expensive commodity is talent.
21世纪什么最贵?人才!
Osama Bin Laden, a Canadian, and President Bush were walking down the street when they saw a golden lamp. They rubbed it and a genie came out and said, "I will grant each one a wish that’s 3 together." The Canadian said, "I am a father and my son will be a farmer so I want the soil in Canada to be forever fertile." The genie said the magic words and the wish came true. Osama looked amazed so he wished for a wall around Afghanistan the genie said the magic words and again the wish came true. President Bush said "Genie, tell me more about this wall," the genie said,” It’s 50 feet thick and 500 feet tall so nothing can get in and nothing can get out." President Bush said,” Wow! That’s a big bridge...Fill it with water! 拉登,一加拿大人还有布什总统走在大街上看到一盏金色的灯.他们擦了擦灯出现了一个精灵.精灵说:"我要满足你们每人一个愿望总共三个."加拿大人说:"我是个父亲我儿子将成为农夫,因此我想让加拿大的土地永远肥沃."精灵说了咒语愿望实现了.拉登看了很惊奇,他希望有座城墙围绕阿富汗.精灵又说了咒语愿望又实现了.布什总统问:"精灵请告诉我关于这座墙的事情."精灵回答:"墙厚50英尺,高500英尺,因而里面的任何东西出不来外面的任何东西进不去."布什总统说:"哇!那是座大桥耶...注满水!"
a boy and his tree
a long ago,there was a huge apple tree. a little boy love to come and play around it everyday.he climbed to the tree top,ate the apples,took a nap under the shadow…he loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him.time went by…the little boy had grown up and he no longer played around the tree everyday.
one day,the boy came back to the tree and he looked.
"come and play with me ,"the tree asked the boy .
"i am no longer a kid, i don't play around trees anymore."the boy replied,
"i want toys.i need money to buy them."
"sorry,but i don't have money…but you can pick all my apples and sell them.
so,you will have money."the boy was so excited .he grabbed all the apples
on the tree and left happily.the boy never came back after he picked the
apples.the tree was sad.
one day,the boy returned and the tree was so excited.
"come and play with me ,"the tree said.
"i don't have time to play.i have to work for my family.we need a house for
shelter.can you help me?"
"sorry,but i don't have a house .but you can chop off my branches to build
your house."so the boy cut all the branches of the tree and left happily.
the tree was glad to see him happy but the boy never came back since then.
the tree was again lonely and sad.
one hot summer day,the boy returned and the tree was delighted.
"come and play with me !"the tree said.
"i am sad and getting old.iwant to go sailing to relax myself.can you give
a boat?"
"use my truck to build your boat.you can sail faraway and be happy."
so the boy cut the tree truck to make a boat .he went sailing and never
showed up for a long time.
finally, the boy returned after he left for so many years.
"sorry,my boy.but i don't have anything for you anymore.no more apples for
for you…“the tree said.
"i don't have teeth to bite."the boy replied.
"no more truck foe you to climb on."
"i am too old for that now."the boy said.
"i really can give you anything…the only thing left is my dying roots."the
tree said with tears.
"i don't need much now,just a place to rest.i am tired after all these year"
the boy replied.
"good!old tree roots is the best place to lean on and rest. come,come sit
down with me and rest."the boy sat down and the tree was glad and smiled
with tears……
this is a story of everyone. the tree is our parent. when we were young, we loved to play with mom and dad……
when we grown up, we left them…only came to them when we need something or when we are in trouble.
no matter what,parents will alway be there and give everything they could to make you happy.
you may think the boy is cruel to the tree but that how all of us are treating our parent.tme is too slow for those who wait,too swift for those who fear,too long for those who grieve,too short for those who rejoice,but for those who love,time is eternity.
从前,有一棵巨大的苹果树.
一个小男孩每天都喜欢在树下玩耍.他爬树,吃苹果,在树荫下小睡……他爱和树玩,树也爱和他玩.
时间过的很快,小男孩长大了,他不再每天都来树下玩耍了.
“来和我玩吧.”树说.
“我不再是孩子了,我再也不会在树下玩了.”男孩回答道,“我想要玩具,我需要钱去买玩具.”
“对不起,我没有钱……但是,你可以把我的苹果摘下来,拿去卖钱,这样你就有钱了.”
男孩兴奋的把所有的苹果都摘下来,高兴的离开了.男孩摘了苹果后很久都没有回来.树很伤心.
一天,男孩回来了,树很激动.
“来和我玩吧.”树说.
“我没时间玩,我得工作,养家糊口.我们需要一栋房子,你能帮助我吗?”
“对不起,我没有房子,但是你可以砍下我的树枝,拿去盖你的房子.”男孩把所有的树枝都砍下来,高兴的离开了.
看到男孩那么高兴,树非常欣慰.但是,男孩从此很久都没回来.树再一次孤独,伤心起来.
一个炎热的夏日,男孩终于回来了,树很欣慰.
“来和我玩吧!”树说.
“我过的不快乐,我也一天天变老了,我想去航海放松一下.你能给我一条船吗?”
“用我的树干造你的船吧,你就能快乐地航行到遥远的地方了.”男孩把树干砍下来,做成了一条船.
他去航海了,很长时间都没露面.
最后,过了很多年,男孩终于回来了.
“对不起,孩子,我再也没有什么东西可以给你了……”树说.
“我已经没有牙咬苹果了.”男孩回答道.
“我也没有树干让你爬了.”树说.
“我已经老得爬不动了.”男孩说.
“我真的不能再给你任何东西了,除了我正在死去的树根.”树含着泪说.
“我现在不需要什么了,只想找个地方休息.过了这么些年,我累了.”男孩回答道.
“太好了!老树根正是休息是最好的倚靠,来吧,来坐在我身边,休息一下吧.”
男孩坐下了,树很高兴,含着泪微笑着……
顾客：小心,你的大拇指在我汤里了
服务员：别担心,先生,不是很烫!
A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!
B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!
一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排,大拇指在牛肉上.
“你疯了吗?”顾客喊到,“你的手在我的牛排上!”
“什么?”服务员说,“你想让它再掉地上?”
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.
A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak?
(What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again?
服务员：茶或咖啡?先生.
第一个顾客：我要茶
第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的!
服务员：两杯茶,哪个要干净的杯子?
B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemen?
A:I'll have tea.
C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the glass is clean!
(Waiter exits returns)
B:(Waiter:) Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?
创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶.
服务员,这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么?
看起来象是在仰泳,
A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup?
Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...
服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!
别担心,先生,面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它.
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!
B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.
服务员,我汤里有只苍蝇!
不是,先生,那是蟑螂,苍蝇在你牛排里.
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!
C:No sir that's a cockroach the fly is on your steak.
服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!
别让别人看见,先生,要不别人都要.
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!
B:Keep it down sir or they'll all be wanting one.
服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!
我知道,先生,我们没有另收钱.
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!
C:Its OK Sir there's no extra charge!
服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!
对不起,先生,我弄走那三个时忘了这个.
A:Waiter there is a fly in my soup!
B:Sorry sir maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.
服务员,汤里有只死苍蝇!
是的,先生,是开水杀死了它们.
A:Waiter there's a dead fly in my soup!
C:Yes sir it's the hot water that kills them.
希望楼主有用.
This century most expensive commodity is talent.
21世纪什么最贵?人才!
Osama Bin Laden, a Canadian, and President Bush were walking down the street when they saw a golden lamp. They rubbed it and a genie came out and said, "I will grant each one a wish that’s 3 together." The Canadian said, "I am a father and my son will be a farmer so I want the soil in Canada to be forever fertile." The genie said the magic words and the wish came true. Osama looked amazed so he wished for a wall around Afghanistan the genie said the magic words and again the wish came true. President Bush said "Genie, tell me more about this wall," the genie said,” It’s 50 feet thick and 500 feet tall so nothing can get in and nothing can get out." President Bush said,” Wow! That’s a big bridge...Fill it with water! 拉登,一加拿大人还有布什总统走在大街上看到一盏金色的灯.他们擦了擦灯出现了一个精灵.精灵说:"我要满足你们每人一个愿望总共三个."加拿大人说:"我是个父亲我儿子将成为农夫,因此我想让加拿大的土地永远肥沃."精灵说了咒语愿望实现了.拉登看了很惊奇,他希望有座城墙围绕阿富汗.精灵又说了咒语愿望又实现了.布什总统问:"精灵请告诉我关于这座墙的事情."精灵回答:"墙厚50英尺,高500英尺,因而里面的任何东西出不来外面的任何东西进不去."布什总统说:"哇!那是座大桥耶...注满水!"
a boy and his tree
a long ago,there was a huge apple tree. a little boy love to come and play around it everyday.he climbed to the tree top,ate the apples,took a nap under the shadow…he loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him.time went by…the little boy had grown up and he no longer played around the tree everyday.
one day,the boy came back to the tree and he looked.
"come and play with me ,"the tree asked the boy .
"i am no longer a kid, i don't play around trees anymore."the boy replied,
"i want toys.i need money to buy them."
"sorry,but i don't have money…but you can pick all my apples and sell them.
so,you will have money."the boy was so excited .he grabbed all the apples
on the tree and left happily.the boy never came back after he picked the
apples.the tree was sad.
one day,the boy returned and the tree was so excited.
"come and play with me ,"the tree said.
"i don't have time to play.i have to work for my family.we need a house for
shelter.can you help me?"
"sorry,but i don't have a house .but you can chop off my branches to build
your house."so the boy cut all the branches of the tree and left happily.
the tree was glad to see him happy but the boy never came back since then.
the tree was again lonely and sad.
one hot summer day,the boy returned and the tree was delighted.
"come and play with me !"the tree said.
"i am sad and getting old.iwant to go sailing to relax myself.can you give
a boat?"
"use my truck to build your boat.you can sail faraway and be happy."
so the boy cut the tree truck to make a boat .he went sailing and never
showed up for a long time.
finally, the boy returned after he left for so many years.
"sorry,my boy.but i don't have anything for you anymore.no more apples for
for you…“the tree said.
"i don't have teeth to bite."the boy replied.
"no more truck foe you to climb on."
"i am too old for that now."the boy said.
"i really can give you anything…the only thing left is my dying roots."the
tree said with tears.
"i don't need much now,just a place to rest.i am tired after all these year"
the boy replied.
"good!old tree roots is the best place to lean on and rest. come,come sit
down with me and rest."the boy sat down and the tree was glad and smiled
with tears……
this is a story of everyone. the tree is our parent. when we were young, we loved to play with mom and dad……
when we grown up, we left them…only came to them when we need something or when we are in trouble.
no matter what,parents will alway be there and give everything they could to make you happy.
you may think the boy is cruel to the tree but that how all of us are treating our parent.tme is too slow for those who wait,too swift for those who fear,too long for those who grieve,too short for those who rejoice,but for those who love,time is eternity.
从前,有一棵巨大的苹果树.
一个小男孩每天都喜欢在树下玩耍.他爬树,吃苹果,在树荫下小睡……他爱和树玩,树也爱和他玩.
时间过的很快,小男孩长大了,他不再每天都来树下玩耍了.
“来和我玩吧.”树说.
“我不再是孩子了,我再也不会在树下玩了.”男孩回答道,“我想要玩具,我需要钱去买玩具.”
“对不起,我没有钱……但是,你可以把我的苹果摘下来,拿去卖钱,这样你就有钱了.”
男孩兴奋的把所有的苹果都摘下来,高兴的离开了.男孩摘了苹果后很久都没有回来.树很伤心.
一天,男孩回来了,树很激动.
“来和我玩吧.”树说.
“我没时间玩,我得工作,养家糊口.我们需要一栋房子,你能帮助我吗?”
“对不起,我没有房子,但是你可以砍下我的树枝,拿去盖你的房子.”男孩把所有的树枝都砍下来,高兴的离开了.
看到男孩那么高兴,树非常欣慰.但是,男孩从此很久都没回来.树再一次孤独,伤心起来.
一个炎热的夏日,男孩终于回来了,树很欣慰.
“来和我玩吧!”树说.
“我过的不快乐,我也一天天变老了,我想去航海放松一下.你能给我一条船吗?”
“用我的树干造你的船吧,你就能快乐地航行到遥远的地方了.”男孩把树干砍下来,做成了一条船.
他去航海了,很长时间都没露面.
最后,过了很多年,男孩终于回来了.
“对不起,孩子,我再也没有什么东西可以给你了……”树说.
“我已经没有牙咬苹果了.”男孩回答道.
“我也没有树干让你爬了.”树说.
“我已经老得爬不动了.”男孩说.
“我真的不能再给你任何东西了,除了我正在死去的树根.”树含着泪说.
“我现在不需要什么了,只想找个地方休息.过了这么些年,我累了.”男孩回答道.
“太好了!老树根正是休息是最好的倚靠,来吧,来坐在我身边,休息一下吧.”
男孩坐下了,树很高兴,含着泪微笑着……
顾客：小心,你的大拇指在我汤里了
服务员：别担心,先生,不是很烫!
A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!
B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!
一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排,大拇指在牛肉上.
“你疯了吗?”顾客喊到,“你的手在我的牛排上!”
“什么?”服务员说,“你想让它再掉地上?”
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.
A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak?
(What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again?
服务员：茶或咖啡?先生.
第一个顾客：我要茶
第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的!
服务员：两杯茶,哪个要干净的杯子?
B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemen?
A:I'll have tea.
C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the glass is clean!
(Waiter exits returns)
B:(Waiter:) Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?
创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶.
服务员,这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么?
看起来象是在仰泳,
A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup?
Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...
服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!
别担心,先生,面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它.
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!
B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.
服务员,我汤里有只苍蝇!
不是,先生,那是蟑螂,苍蝇在你牛排里.
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!
C:No sir that's a cockroach the fly is on your steak.
服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!
别让别人看见,先生,要不别人都要.
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!
B:Keep it down sir or they'll all be wanting one.
服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!
我知道,先生,我们没有另收钱.
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!
C:Its OK Sir there's no extra charge!
服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!
对不起,先生,我弄走那三个时忘了这个.
A:Waiter there is a fly in my soup!
B:Sorry sir maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.
服务员,汤里有只死苍蝇!
是的,先生,是开水杀死了它们.
A:Waiter there's a dead fly in my soup!
C:Yes sir it's the hot water that kills them.
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