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A teacher and a student

关于这篇短文笑话的意思是什么

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Joke:Teacher and Student 笑话:老师和学生 1. TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"? 老师:约翰,"crocodile"怎样拼写? JOHN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" 约翰:"K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong 老师:错! JOHN : Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it! 约翰:可能是错的....不过现在是你在请教我如何拼写!(言外之意,如果你知道干嘛还问我) 2. TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? 老师;请说出水的的化学分子式 SARAH : "HIJKLMNO"!! 莎拉: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O TEACHER: What are you talking about? 老师: 你在说什么呢?! SARAH : Yesterday you said it's H to O! 莎拉:昨天你说的:H2O(老师的意思是:H two O,她理解成了: H to O,从字母 H 到 O ) 3. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. 乔治,看看地图,北美洲在哪里? GEORGE : Here it is! 乔治:在这儿! TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? 老师:正确....那么,同学们,是谁发现的北美洲? CLASS : George! 同学:乔治!(老师在本意是哥伦布) 4. TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn'thave ten years ago. 老师;威利,说出一件今天有但10年前还没有的东西的名字. WILLY : Me! 威利:我! 5. TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty? 老师:托米,你为什么总是脏兮兮的? TOMMY : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are. 托米:因为我距离地面比你近的多. 6. TEACHER: Why are you late? 老师:怎么迟到了? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. 韦伯斯特:因为路牌. TEACHER: What sign? 老师:什么路牌? WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." 韦伯斯特:一个路牌上写着:前方学校,请慢行. 7. SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark? 西尔维娅:老爸,你能在黑暗中写字吗? FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write? 父亲:我想可以.你想让我写什么? SYLVIA: Your name on this report card. 西尔维娅:在成绩单上签上你的名字. 8. TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake. 老师:在这个盒子里,有一条10英尺的蛇. SAMMY : You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet. 塞米:别骗我了老师,蛇根本没有脚. 9. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I". 老师:艾伦,请用开头造句. ELLEN : I is... TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am." 艾伦:I is... 老师:不,艾伦.应说 I am...... ELLEN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 艾伦:知道了...."我是字母表里边第9个字母.."