Question

很独特很有意思的文案

Answer 1

睡前一定要吃宵夜，这样才不会做 饿梦 。

Be sure to eat supper before going to bed, so that you will not have hungry dreams.

只要我没有道德，他就绑架不了我。

As long as I have no morals, he can't kidnap me.

我和我的朋友总想做富婆，但是一碰面就散尽家财喝奶茶。

My friend and I always wanted to be rich women, but we ran out of wealth and drank milk tea as soon as we met.

喝奶茶的时候没给钱，那是我第一次被男生追。

I didn't pay for the milk tea. That was the first time I was chased by a boy.

如果不发朋友圈炫耀，那我的早起将毫无意义。

If I don’t show off in my circle of friends, my morning will be meaningless.

正义都能迟到，为什么我上学不能迟到。

Justice can be late, why can't I be late for school.

我承受了我这个年纪不该有的饭量。

I have endured an appetite that I shouldn't have at my age.

了不起了不起，每逢佳节长身体。

It's amazing, and I grow my body every holiday season.

幸好长得丑，没有经历你们撕心裂肺的爱情。

Fortunately, he looks ugly and has not experienced your heart-piercing love.

如果暴富和长胖一样容易就好了。

It would be great if getting rich is as easy as gaining weight.