Question

下面这段文字，求翻译成英文，告急！急！

求把下面的中文翻译成英文：

各位同学们，大家好。

下面我讲为你们讲一个笑话。
在很久很久以前，有一个学生叫做小明，他的英语非常的差。
有一天，他的一个好朋友告诉他：多记英语单词和中文意思可以帮助把英语学好。
于是，他每天都很努力地记单词。
在一节英语课，英语老师问他：“小明，【what】的中文意思是什么？”
小明说：”是【怎么】“
老师又说：”【are】的中文意思是什么呢？“
小明说：”是【是】“
老师问：”那么，【you】的中文意思是什么？“
小明：”是【你】“
老师问了最后一个问题：“【what are you】是什么意思？
小明想了想回答说：【怎么是你啊！】

(英语值日报告要用的，懒得翻译了，帮个忙谢谢啦！）

Answer 1

All students, boys and girls.
Now let me tell you a joke.
In along, long time ago, a student named Bob, his English is very poor.
One day, one of his friends told him toremember as many English words and Chinese can help to learn English.
So, he tried very hard to memorize newwords every day.
In a section English class, English teacherasked he: "Bob," what "of Chinese meaning is what?"
Bobsaid: "is" how ""
teacher and said: "" are "ofChinese meaning is what does?"
Bob said: "is" is ""
teacher asked: "so," you "ofChinese meaning is what?"
Bob: "is" you ""
teacher asked has last a problem: ""what are you "is what meaning?
Bob thought replied: "How are you,Ah!"

Answer 2

这种东西没办法翻译成英文的，翻译过来会很别扭 不信你试试

Answer 3

Good morning everyone.

let me tell you a joke
long long ago, a student of name of Ming. his english is not good.
One day, one of his friends told him that his english will be improved if he memorize as many english words as possible and their meanings in chinese.
Since then, he tried his hard to memorize english words everyday.
On day in a English class, his teacher asked：Ming, what does 'what' mean in chinese?'
Ming answered:' it means 怎么‘
The teacher asked :' so, what does 'are' mean in chinese?'
Ming answered:'it is 是’
he teacher asked then:' what does 'you' mean in chinese?'
Ming answered:'it is 你’
At the end the teacher asked :' so, what's the meaning of 'what are you' in chinese?'
Ming answered:'it is 怎么是你’