Question

急求英语小笑话

Answer 1

英语笑话（一）
Q:
What's
the
difference
between
a
monkey
and
a
flea?
A:
A
monkey
can
have
fleas,
but
a
flea
can't
have
monkeys.
猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧？
Q:
How
can
you
most
irritate
a
farmer?
A:
By
treading
on
his
corn?
如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”，也有“鸡眼”的意思。
Q:
Which
is
the
strongest
creature
in
the
world?
A:
The
snail.
It
carries
its
house
on
its
back.
因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子，所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。你说呢？
Q:
What
do
people
do
in
a
clock
factory?
A:
They
make
faces
all
day.
一看到make
faces这个短语，你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀！因为除了这个意思以外，它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面。
Q:
How
do
you
stop
a
sleepwalker
from
walking
in
his
sleep?
A:
Keep
him
awake.
怎样才能不让梦游者（sleepwalker）梦游（walk
in
his
sleep）呢？最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉。虽然这不是治疗方法，但如果让梦游者醒着呢，他的确就不会去梦游了。

Answer 2

The
Perfect
Son.
A:
I
have
the
perfect
son.
B:
Does
he
smoke?
A:
No,
he
doesn't.
B:
Does
he
drink
whiskey?
A:
No,
he
doesn't.
B:
Does
he
ever
come
home
late?
A:
No,
he
doesn't.
B:
I
guess
you
really
do
have
the
perfect
son.
How
old
is
he?
A:
He
will
be
six
months
old
next
Wednesday.
完美儿:我有一个很完美的儿子.
B:他抽烟吗?
A:不抽.
B:他喝威士忌酒吗?
A:不喝.
B:他会不会很晚回家?
A:不会.
B:我想你确实有一个完美儿子.
那他多大了?
A:下个星期三就满6个月了.

Answer 3

I
will
forget
it
David:Have
you
forgotten
that
you
owe
me
fifty
doiiars
Smith:No,not
yet.Give
me
time
,and
will.
我会忘记的
大卫:你忘了欠我50美元了吧？
史密斯：不，我没有忘记，给我一些时间，我会忘记的。