Question

我急要英语小笑话，带翻译的，帮忙找找，谢、、、

Answer 1

A perfect son A:i have a perfect son, b:Dose he smoke? A:no,he doesn't B:does he drink Whiskey? A:no,he doesn't B:does he ever come home late? A:no,he doesn't B:i guess you really do have the perfect son.How old is he ? A:he will be six months old next Wednesday. 翻译。A：我有一个很完美的儿子B：他抽烟吗？A：不抽B：他喝威士忌酒吗？A：不喝B：他会不会很晚回家？A:不会B：我想你确实有一个很完美的儿子。那他多大了？A：下个星期就满6个月了。 charge"i'm sorry,Madam,but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth.""twenty dollars !Why,i understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!""Yes,but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office ." 翻译“对不起，夫人，您的孩子拔牙我要收取20美元”“20美元!为什么？不是说好只要4美元。”“是的，但你的孩子大喊大叫把另外4个病人吓跑了。” 累死我了。希望帮到你啊`~~!!!没帮到我得气死，西西。

Answer 2

1. Two Tickets Please
A young man was in love with a girl. At one weekend, he invited
his girlfriend to the cinema. When they were at the ticket box,
the young man said to the ticket seller, "Two tickets, please. "

When the ticket seller told him that all the tickets had sold
out, the disappointed young man said, "Then do you have any sur
tickets that can allow us to stand together?"

两张电影票
一个小伙子爱上了一位姑娘。周末，他请她看电影。来到售票处，
小伙子对售票员说：“请给两张票。”售票员告诉他所有的票都卖完了。
失望的年轻人说：“那么，您有两张可以让我们站在一起的附加票吗？”
What Grade
Kristin,, my 17-year-old niece, had just gotten her driver's
license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas station. She
pulled up to the full-service pumps, and the attendant asked, "What
grade, miss?"
哪一级
我的十七岁的侄女，科里斯蒂，刚刚拿到驾照。她主动提出去加油
站给她妈妈的车加油。她把车开到昼夜服务的加油泵前。服务员问她：
“（加油加到）哪一级，小姐？”要的话还有