Question

英语小笑话带翻译，50字左右

Answer 1

Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents."What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly."Here are two cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说.“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的.”

Two Tickets Please
A young man was in love with a girl.At one weekend,he invited
his girlfriend to the cinema.When they were at the ticket box,
the young man said to the ticket seller,"Two tickets,please."
When the ticket seller told him that all the tickets had sold
out,the disappointed young man said,"Then do you have any sur
tickets that can allow us to stand together?"
两张电影票
一个小伙子爱上了一位姑娘.周末,他请她看电影.来到售票处,
小伙子对售票员说：“请给两张票.”售票员告诉他所有的票都卖完了.
失望的年轻人说：“那么,您有两张可以让我们站在一起的附加票吗?”

What Grade
Kristin,my 17-year-old niece,had just gotten her driver's
license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas station.She
pulled up to the full-service pumps,and the attendant asked,"What
grade,miss?"
哪一级
我的十七岁的侄女,科里斯蒂,刚刚拿到驾照.她主动提出去加油
站给她妈妈的车加油.她把车开到昼夜服务的加油泵前.服务员问她：
“（加油加到）哪一级,小姐?”

Answer 2

太冷了

Answer 3

There was a tiger lived for a long long time, after that, he died
曾经有一只老虎活了很久很久，然后。。。它死了

很冷吧？