Question

求英语高手翻译一下这篇文章，谢谢！!!!!

John was lazy.He didn't want to work.He prefered to stay at home and watch television.One day,John's wife went to the supermarket.She saw a "help wanted" sign in the supermarket window.The supermarket needed someone to put things on the shelves.She spoke to the manager.She told him that her husband didn't have a job but he was very strong.She told him that John would come to talk to him about the job.

When she got home,she told her husband about the job.John was watching television while she was talking to him.His wife was angry.She turned off the television.She ordered him to go to the supermarket to apply for the job.John didn't want his wife to be angry,so he went.

On the way to the supermarket John thought what would happen if the manager offered him a job.He wouldn't be able to stay at home and watch television.He would have to come to the supermarket every day and put things on the shelves.

Then he had an idea.He decided to tell the manager that he had a sore shoulder so that he could not raise his arm above his head.He was sure the manager wouldn't give him the job.

When he arrived at the supermarket,he told the manager that he needed a job.

"Are you strong?"the manager asked.

John explained that he couldn't raise his arm above his head.John told him that he had an accident to home while digging in the garden.

"How hign can you raise your arm?"the manager asked.

John lifted his arm a little."Only this high," he said.

"And how high could you raise it before the accident?"asked the manager.

"This high," said John.And he lifted his arm above his head.

Answer 1

非翻译机，这是一个笑话，不过适合笑点低的人……希望对LZ有帮助

John was lazy.He didn't want to work.He prefered to stay at home and watch television.One day,John's wife went to the supermarket.She saw a "help wanted" sign in the supermarket window.The supermarket needed someone to put things on the shelves.She spoke to the manager.She told him that her husband didn't have a job but he was very strong.She told him that John would come to talk to him about the job.
John是个一个懒汉，他不喜欢工作，而是喜欢呆在家里看电视。一天，John的妻子在超市窗上看到了一个“招聘帮手”的招贴，这家超市需要有人做往架子上摆放东西的工作。John的妻子见了经理，告诉他她的战斧没有工作，但是人非常强壮，她会让丈夫来和经理面谈工作的事宜。
When she got home,she told her husband about the job.John was watching television while she was talking to him.His wife was angry.She turned off the television.She ordered him to go to the supermarket to apply for the job.John didn't want his wife to be angry,so he went.
妻子到家以后就告诉丈夫关于工作的事。John当时边听妻子诉说边看电视。妻子对他的举动非常恼怒，关掉了电视并让John去申请这份工作。John不希望妻子生气，于是便去了。
On the way to the supermarket John thought what would happen if the manager offered him a job.He wouldn't be able to stay at home and watch television.He would have to come to the supermarket every day and put things on the shelves.
在路上，John想如果超市经理雇用了他，他将无法再呆在家里看电视，而是要每天到超市上班，一遍又一遍将东西放上架子。
Then he had an idea.He decided to tell the manager that he had a sore shoulder so that he could not raise his arm above his head.He was sure the manager wouldn't give him the job.
突然间他有了一个主意，他决定告诉经理他的肩膀有上而不能将手举过头顶。他确信这样子经理就不会雇用他。
When he arrived at the supermarket,he told the manager that he needed a job.
他来到超市，并告诉经理他需要一份工作。
"Are you strong?"the manager asked.
“你体格够强壮么”经理问。
John explained that he couldn't raise his arm above his head.John told him that he had an accident to home while digging in the garden.
John解释说他现在已经不能将手高举过头顶，因为他曾经在花园里挖洞的时候出过事故。
"How hign can you raise your arm?"the manager asked.
“你的手(现在)能举多高”经理问。
John lifted his arm a little."Only this high," he said.
John稍微举起了他的手臂。“只有这么高，” 他说
"And how high could you raise it before the accident?"asked the manager.
"那么，在出事以前你能举多高？"经理问。
"This high," said John.And he lifted his arm above his head.
"这么高"，John说，然后他把手举过头顶。

Answer 2

约翰是懒惰的. 他不想工作他愿意呆在家里看电视。有一天,约翰的妻子去超市. 她看见一个“招聘”的牌子在超市窗口超级市场的需要有人来把东西放在书架上她对教练她告诉他,她的丈夫没有工作,但是他很强烈的. 她告诉他,约翰会来和他谈工作。

当她到家时,她告诉她的丈夫的工作约翰正在看电视时,她正在对他说话他的妻子被愤怒的. 她把电视机关了她命令他去超市申请这份工作. 约翰不想让他的太太生气了,所以他就走了。

在超市约翰以为会怎样经理给他一份他不可能呆在家里看电视吧他将不得不每天去超市货架上的问题。

然后,他有了一个主意他决定要告诉经理,他的肩膀疼痛使他无法抬起手臂举过头顶他确信经理不会给他的工作。

当他到达了超市,他告诉经理,他需要一份工作。

“你坚强吗?”经理问道。

约翰解释说,他不能抬起手臂举过头顶约翰告诉他,他意外回家而在园子里。

“你能提高你的手臂高吗?”经理问道。

约翰举起胳膊一点儿。”只有这个高,”他说。

“多高,能提高它在事故发生前吗?”经理问。

“这个高,”约翰说他举起手臂举过头顶

Answer 3

jogh非常的懒。他不想工作。他喜欢呆在家里看电视。一天，jogh的妻子去超市。她看到超市窗户上有一个“招工”启示。超市需要招人把商品放在货架上。她和经理谈了一下。她告诉他自己丈夫没工作但是他很强壮。她说jogh会亲自过来和他谈工作的事情。
当她回到家，她告诉丈夫工作的事。当她和她说的时候jogh一直在看电视。他的妻子生气了。她关上了电视，命令他去超市申请那份工作。jogh不想惹妻子生气于是就去了。
在去超市的路上，jogh想如果经理给他工作后的情形。他将再也不能呆在家里看电视了。他将不得不每天去超市将商品搬到架子上。
然后他有了个主意。他决定告诉经理他肩膀疼所以无法把双臂举过头顶。他非常确定经理就不会再给他这份工作了。
当他到达超市，他告诉经理他需要一份工作。
“你很强壮吗？”经理问道。
jogh解释说他无法把手臂举过头顶。jogh说他在家中花园挖土时出了意外。
“你的手臂能举多高？”经理问道。
jogh把他的手臂举高了一点。“只有这么高”他说。
“那出事以前能举多高？”经理问道。
“这么高”jogh说着把他的手臂举过了头顶。