Question

幽默英语小短文30词带翻译

Answer 1

Two
Pieces
of
Cake
Tom:
Mom,
can
I
have
two
pieces
of
cake,
please?
Mom:
Certainly
--
take
this
piece
and
cut
it
two!
两块蛋糕
汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗？
妈妈：当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧！
Little
brother:
I
saw
you
kiss
my
elder
sister,
and
if
you
don't
give
me
a
nickel
I'll
tell
my
father.Sister's
boyfriend:
No,
don't
do
that.
Here's
a
nickel.Little
brother:
That
makes
a
buck
and
a
quarter
I've
made
this
month.
弟弟：我看见你亲我姐姐了，如果你不给我五分钱，我就告诉我爸。姐姐的男朋友：不要那样做。给你五分钱。弟弟：我这个月已经赚了一块两毛五

Answer 2

If
I
have
one
million
yuan
,I
would
tell
you
:
I
love
you
!
Do
I
have
one
million
yuan
?
No
,I
do
not
have
.So
I
noly
want
to
tell
you
:
I
love
your
money
.
如果我有一百万元,我就告诉你:我爱你!
我有一百万元吗?
不,我没有,
所以我只不过想告诉你:我爱你的钱而已。