求搞笑英文3人对话,3分钟左右,最好有中文翻译
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A wife is pregnant, but at the time of 9 months.. Mr Finally unbearable, so he forced his wife told him to do \ "do love \" then after a month, a child born out! Is a boy, and is a genius! A born will speak. He turned round to see the doctor ask: \ "my dad you? \" the doctor said: \ "not... I'm a doctor \" and then he saw a nurse, also said: \ "my dad you? \" the nurse said: \ "not... I'm a nurse \" in the end, he saw his biological father, said: \ "my dad you? \" his father was very happily say: \ "yeah! I am your dad! \" the children are very angry with finger at his father's head... While scold: \ "this stamp you hurt? Hurt...!?? \" later... His wife was pregnant again... When the 9 months.. Mr Do still can't help again.. So... Results the gave birth to a girl, how to talk was born a genius! Just like her brother, she also ask who is her father. The father has the experience, so before covering her head towards said: \ "I... is your dad \" as a result the girls \ "bah! \" a vomitted an one mouthful saliva to her dad's face... Is very angry of say: \ ", that dirty dirty dirty dirty...?!?
翻译:
有一个太太怀孕了,可是在第9个月的时候..先生终于忍不住了,所以就强迫他太太跟他做\"爱做的事\"然后过了一个月,小孩生出来了!是个男生,而且是个天才!一出生就会讲话。只见他转头一看见医生就问:\"你是不是我爸?\"医生说:\"不是..我是医生\"然后他又看到了护士,也问说:\"你是不是我爸?\"护士说:\"不是..我是护士\"最后他看到了他的亲生父亲,问说:\"你是不是我爸?\"他父亲很高兴的说:\"对呀!我就是你的爸爸!\"结果小孩就很生气的拿手指戳他老爸的头...一边骂:\"这样戳你痛不痛?痛不痛...!﹖﹖\"后来....他太太再度怀孕了....到了第九个月的时候..做先生的还是又忍不住了..所以...结果这次生了一个女生,也是一出生就会讲话的天才!跟她哥一样,她也一个个的问谁是她爸。这次作爸爸的有经验了,所以捂着头走向前说:\"我...就是你老爸\"结果那个女婴就\"呸!\"的一声吐了一口口水到她爸脸上..很生气的说:\"这样子脏不脏?脏不脏.....?!?
翻译:
有一个太太怀孕了,可是在第9个月的时候..先生终于忍不住了,所以就强迫他太太跟他做\"爱做的事\"然后过了一个月,小孩生出来了!是个男生,而且是个天才!一出生就会讲话。只见他转头一看见医生就问:\"你是不是我爸?\"医生说:\"不是..我是医生\"然后他又看到了护士,也问说:\"你是不是我爸?\"护士说:\"不是..我是护士\"最后他看到了他的亲生父亲,问说:\"你是不是我爸?\"他父亲很高兴的说:\"对呀!我就是你的爸爸!\"结果小孩就很生气的拿手指戳他老爸的头...一边骂:\"这样戳你痛不痛?痛不痛...!﹖﹖\"后来....他太太再度怀孕了....到了第九个月的时候..做先生的还是又忍不住了..所以...结果这次生了一个女生,也是一出生就会讲话的天才!跟她哥一样,她也一个个的问谁是她爸。这次作爸爸的有经验了,所以捂着头走向前说:\"我...就是你老爸\"结果那个女婴就\"呸!\"的一声吐了一口口水到她爸脸上..很生气的说:\"这样子脏不脏?脏不脏.....?!?
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