Question

求英语小故事100字左右

Answer 1

A
Family
Tradition
Two
madmen
were
talking
in
the
mental
hospital,
and
one
said,
"I
have
decided
to
give
my
sister
to
you
in
marriage
once
we
are
out
of
here."
The
other
man
said,
"No,
thank
you.
It
cannot
be
so."
He
asked,
"Why?"
The
man
answered,
"Because,according
to
our
family
tradition
only
relatives
get
married.
We
cannot
marry
an
outsider."
The
other
man
asked,
"How
come
there
is
such
a
family
custom?"
He
said,
"You
see,
my
grandmother
married
my
grandfather.
My
mother
married
my
father,
my
sister
married
my
brother-in-law,
and
so
on.
How
can
I
marry
your
sister?"
家庭传统
有两个疯子在神经病医院里面互相聊天，一个说：「等出院了以后，我决定会把我妹妹嫁给你。」另外一个说：「多谢啦！这个不行哪！」「为什么不行呢？」
「因为我的家庭的传统都是亲戚才能够结婚的，不能跟外人结婚。」「怎么会有这种家族的风俗呢？」
他说：「你看，我的外婆跟我的外公结婚，我妈妈跟我爸爸结婚，我姐姐跟我姐夫结婚，我怎么能够跟你的妹妹结婚？」