Question

英语笑话（对话形式，三人，有翻译）

Answer 1

Will power意志力
Mike(M) Danny(C), Tommy(T)---classmates
Scene----in the college dorm
Danny is playing a computer game on his laptop. Tommy is sleeping.
Mike came back from a morning jogging.

M: hi, Dan, what are u doing?
D: I am playing war craft.
M: Where is Tommy?
D: yes!
M:What? What's the matter?
D: Don't u see? He is still sleeping.
M: My goodness! I can't believe this! It’s almost nine. He got to get up now. Don't u remember we are required to make up a three people dialogue for tomorrow's oral class?
D: Yes, I do. You wake up Tommy and I will play one more round of war craft.
M: You'd better stop playing right now. We don't have much time to prepare this dialogue. Tommy! Tommy! Wake up! Time to wake up!
T:five more minutes, please.
Mike: No way, Jose. Time really flies.We still have a lot to do. Hurry up.
T: (Tommy sits up in his bed) Can I lie down two more minutes, please, just two more minutes? when Danny finishes his game, I will be fine.(Yawns) I don't know why I am so so sleepy. (Tommy lies down again.)
M: Guys!!! I am really angry now. Time waits for nobody. If you two don't stop what you are doing now, I will find somebody else to be my partners.
D and T: all right. All right. We listen to u.

M: That's more like it. We need will power.
D and T: what is will power?
M: Will power is trying hard not to do something that you really want to do.
D: You mean like trying not to play war craft?
Mike: right.
T: you mean like trying not to stay up late?
M: right.
Danny turns off his computer. Tommy gets up and goes to the bathroom.
Two minutes later the three maskeetters are working on their assignment.
Danny: Mike, can I take a little break? Let me play one round and we will continue our work?
Tommy: Mike, Can I lie down a minute? My back hurts.
Mike: No! No! No! Let's finish our work first before we do anything. We need will power!!!
Danny and Tommy: that's true. We need will power! We listen to you.

The end

翻译：
将power意志力
迈克(M)丹尼(C),汤米(T)-classmates——
场景在大学宿舍————
丹尼是玩电脑游戏对他的笔记本电脑。汤米睡着了。
迈克回来,从一个早上慢跑。

男:嗨,阿丹,你在干什么?
医生:我玩战争的工艺。
男:汤米吗?
医生:是的!
男:是什么?发生了什么事?
医生:别你看到了吗?他还在睡觉。
男:我的天啊!我简直不敢相信这一点!这几乎是9。他起床了。你不记得我们被要求做了三个人对话为明天的口语课吗?
是的,我喜欢。你醒来的时候,我将扮演一个托米更圆的战争的工艺。
男:你最好别打吧。我们没有那么多的时间准备这个对话。汤米!汤米!醒醒吧!该起床了!
师:5分钟时间,请。
麦克:没门,何塞。时间飞逝。我们还有很多事情要做。快点。
师:(汤米坐在在床上)我可以躺下两分钟,仅仅两分钟吗?当丹尼结束了他的比赛,我将会做得很好。(的话),我不知道我为什么这么困倦。(汤米躺了。)
男:伙计们! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !我真的生气了。时间等待任何人。如果你不停止你现在正在做的事,我要找别人来作我的伙伴。
和T:好吧。所有的权利。我们听你。

男:那样才像话。我们需要将权力。
和T:什么是意志的力量吗?
男:意志努力不去做一些你真正想做的事。
医生:你的意思是说像试图去玩战争的演技?
迈克:是的。
老师:你是说就像忍住不熬夜到很晚吗?
男:没错。
丹尼关掉他的电脑。汤米起身去洗手间。
两分钟后三个maskeetters正在他们的任务。
丹尼:迈克,我可以稍微休息一下?让我玩一圈,我们将继续我们的工作吗?
汤米:迈克,我可以躺一会儿吗?我背疼。
迈克:不!不!不!让我们完成我们的工作之前,我们什么也做不了。我们需要将力量! ! !
丹尼和托米:那是真的。我们需要意志的力量!我们听你的。

结束