Question

英语幽默

Answer 1

英语幽默的句子如下：

1.Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

2.What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!

3.Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

4.Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have tiny ant-bodies.

5.What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!

6.Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

7.I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

8.Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

9.Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.

10.How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!