Question

请帮我把这笑话翻译成英文版的笑话~~ THx~~~ O(∩_∩)O谢谢

有三个人，在一起比试枪法，由一个黑人顶着某样东西做为靶子。

第一个人在黑人的头上放了一个苹果，然后在距离10米远的位置，抬手一枪就将苹果打碎了，他吹了一下枪口说：I'm 佐罗！

第二个人在黑人的头上放了一个樱桃，然后在距离50米远的地方，抬手一枪就把樱桃打碎了，他吹了一下枪口说：I'm007

第三个人在黑人的头上放了一粒芝麻，然后在距离100米远的地方，抬手一枪就把那个黑人的头打碎了，他也吹了一下枪口说：I'm sorry……
赶用的,请各位大哥大姐帮帮忙啊！！！！

O(∩_∩)O谢谢

Answer 1

Three people, with a test of marksmanship, by a black withstand something as a target.

The first person put in the black head an apple, then the position at a distance of 10 meters, will Apple break, raising his hand shot up, he blew a bit gun, said: I'm Zorro!

The second person in the head and put a black cherry, and then at a distance of 50 meters away, raising his hand and shot put cherry broken, he blew a look at gunpoint, said: I'm007

Third person in the head, put a black sesame seeds, then place at a distance of 100 meters, shot put, raising his hand broken that black head, he blew a bit gun, said: I'm sorry ... ...

Answer 2

Three people together, compare-test marksmanship, by a black cap with something as a target.

The first man in black head, then puts an apple in the distance to ten meters position and raised my hand against a gun will apples, he broke the muzzle said: I 'm zoro!

In the second head put a black cherry, then at a distance of fifty metres, raised my hand against the cherry a gun, he blew a muzzle said: I 'm007

The third person in the black head and put a grain of sesame, and then in the distance of 100 meters away from the gun and raised my hand against the black head is broken, he blew a muzzle said: I 'm sorry...