Question

急求英语好的人来帮我翻译一小段小笑话···在线等···拜托了

今天我来给大家讲个笑话 不笑的话我就揍的你鼻青脸肿
韩国人问上帝，何时能夺得世界杯？

韩国人问上帝，何时能夺得世界杯？上帝说，50年后。于是韩国人心满意足，泪流满面的走了。

日本人问上帝，何时能夺得世界杯？上帝说，100年后。于是日本人心有不平，也泪流满面的走了。

中国人去问上帝，何时能夺得世界杯？上帝无言以对，泪流满面地走了。
可自由发挥一点···把它翻译的长点
谢谢了···
上帝想了一会说你这辈子可以看到 这句怎么翻译啊···

Answer 1

今天我来给大家讲个笑话 不笑的话我就揍的你鼻青脸肿
Today, I'll be bringing you all a bit of a laugh. If you don't laugh at my joke, I might decide to plant my fist on your face.

So yes, here it goes.

韩国人问上帝，何时能夺得世界杯？ 上帝说，50年后。于是韩国人心满意足，泪流满面的走了。
Koreans asked God, "when will we win the World Cup?"
God replied "after 50 years".
So the Koreans left happily, and excited with tears on their faces.

日本人问上帝，何时能夺得世界杯？上帝说，100年后。于是日本人心有不平，也泪流满面的走了。
Japanese asked God, "when will we win the World Cup?"
God replied "after 100 years".
So feeling somewhat unfair, the Japanese left with tears on their faces.

中国人去问上帝，何时能夺得世界杯？上帝无言以对，泪流满面地走了。
But when the Chinese went to ask God, "when will we win the World Cup"... God couldn't answer, and left with tears on his face.

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上帝想了一会说你这辈子可以看到
God thought to himself for a while, and then said "you will see it in your lifetime".

Answer 2

A Korean asked God," When can we win the World Cup?" " 50 years later."God said. The Korean was satisfied and left with his face covered with tears.
A Japanese asked God," When can we win the World Cup?" " 100 years later."God said. The Japanese felt upset and left with his face covered with tears.
Then a Chinese asked God," When can we win the World Cup?" God was not able to answer the question and left with his face covered with tears.

Answer 3

little jest... Punch me if not funny.

Korean asking to the GOD.When we getting the champion of world cup.
God said: more 50 years. Korean leaving with tears and fully satisfied.

Japan asking to the GOD: When we getting the champion of world cup.
God said: More 100 years.Japan leaving with tears even has some unfairness.

Chinese asking to the GOD:When we getting the champion of world cup.

God has nothing to say,The god Leaving with the burst into a range of tears.

Answer 4

Korean asked god when you can win the World Cup?

Korean asked god when you can win the World Cup? God said, 50 years. Hence, the south Korean content tears away.

The Japanese asked god when you can win the World Cup? God said, 100 years. Then there's rough, Japan and tearful away.

Chinese people ask god when you can win the World Cup? God have left, with tears in her eyes.
Free play, point, the long, translate it
Thank you, Michael,