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1. Briefly speaking, to understand the information and exchange ideas about most recent advances in IT field - it's mostly in English. IT is about communication in the widest possible range, and since you can no longer be a real good IT pro behind a shut door, you'd better be able to read about the latest info in English. And even better, if you have you package, and you can communicate your ideas in English, you will be able to get a higher hand in the field. One thing the future IT professional should know is that there are numerous international conferences in this field, and the publication of these conferences are in English. (Actually this is ture for other fields too.)
2. Try to use IT related content more often, no need to be very professional. It can be found on websites of newspaper and magazines such as nytimes, wsj. or just msn or yahoo. Look into the 'tech' section.
3. You can search online for 'computer related jokes'. Here's a classic one:

Three Apple engineers and three Microsoft engineers are about to board a train to a computer conference. The Microsoft engineers notice that the Apple engineers bought only one ticket between them. The Microsoft engineers ask the Apple engineers how they plan on getting to the conference. "Watch and learn," one of the Apple engineers tells them.

As soon as the train leaves the station, the three Apple engineers rush from their seats and all squeeze into one restroom. When the conductor comes through the car he knocks on the restroom door and says "ticket please!" The door opens a crack and the one ticket is handed to the conductor. The Microsoft engineers are impressed, and decide that's what they will do on the trip back.

Then on the return trip, the Microsoft engineers notice that the Apple engineers haven't bought any tickets. "How do you plan on getting home without any tickets?" they ask. "Watch and learn," one of the Apple engineers tells them.

As soon as the train leaves the station, the three Microsoft engineers hurry for the restroom. A few moments later, one of the Apple engineers gets up from his seat, knocks on the restroom door and says, "ticket please!"

Answer 1

1、简单地说，在IT产业的尖端部分中，获取、交流信息基本都是用英语来完成的。IT产业就是要在最大范围内实现沟通、交流，而且，既然你根本就无法在获取不到最新、最有效的信息的情况下成为真正的IT精英，你就最好是能够阅读英文的最新资料。当你要提出一个设想时，如果能够用英语表达你的想法，那就再好不过了。因为这样你就可以在这个行业中更有资历。未来IT行家应当了解的一件事就是，这个行业会涉及到很多很多国际性会议，而且这些会议的发表都是用英文来进行的。（事实上别的行业也是如此）

2、尽可能多地利用与IT产业有关的各种信息，不一定非得是专业性很强的那些，可以是从报纸或杂志的网站上获取的，像nytimes、wsj.、或者是MSN、yahoo都可以的。要仔细看看 ‘tech’（技术）这部分。

3、你也可以上网搜搜关于电脑方面的笑话什么的。这儿就有一个挺经典的：

3个苹果电脑公司的工程师和3个微软公司的工程师想要乘坐一列火车参加一个会议。微软的工程师注意到苹果的工程师只买了一张票，于是问他们这怎么去开会呀。
“看着学着点儿吧。”一个苹果的工程师回答道。
火车一驶离车站，3个苹果的工程师马上起身挤向了厕所。当乘务员查到他们这个车厢时，他敲了敲厕所门说道：“请出示车票！”门开了个缝儿，从里面递出了一张票交给了乘务员。微软的工程师很受启发，打算回来的他们也这么做。
之后，他们坐上了返程车，可微软的工程师发现苹果的工程师们一张票也没买。
“你们一张票都没买怎么回去啊？”他们问道。
“看着学着点儿吧。”一个苹果的工程师告诉他们。
火车一驶离车站，3个微软的工程师赶紧奔向了厕所。一会儿，一个苹果的工程师站起身来，敲了敲厕所门说：“请出示车票。”