Question

汉译英，挺专业的，希望高手给帮忙谢谢！！！可追加分

诸君，我是一名普通的80后年轻人，和大部分人一样，我每个月拿不到3000元的工资
我暂时买不起房，结不起婚ktv只能偶尔周末去玩，我唯一能经常消费的娱乐活动就是每小时只要四毛钱的魔兽世界，下班后的减压方式这是最便宜的。诸君，我们不是沉迷于网路的瘾君子，也不会因为玩游戏而去杀人，我们在虚拟的世界里收获真实的快乐和感情我们的版本是最旧的，但我们拿下的世界纪录难道不是最新的吗？我们已经征服了台湾省所有的魔兽服务器，我们在欧洲所向披靡，连那该死的美国佬也不甘于我们为敌！可是你也只想在自己的国家玩游戏吧，因为我们热爱这片土地。我们有世界上最烂的足球队，可我们有世界最优秀的公会，我们的智慧无人能敌，我们是中国人！我们是魔兽玩家

Answer 1

Everyone, I am an ordinary young man who was born after 80's. Like most of the others, I temporily can't afford the house, get married because I only can earn less than three thousand yuan per month; moreover, ktv can be expected at the weekend. The only thing for my constant entertainment is WOW, which only cost my forty cents per hour, and that is the cheapest way to release my pressure after work. Everyone, I am not addictive to the Internet, and I will not kill anyone because of playing games as well. We gain the real joy and emotion in this virtual world. Even though the version of the game we are playing is the oldest, the world's latest record of this game belongs to us! We have conquerred the server in Taiwan and never been defeated in Europe server; what's more, even the goddamn Americans scare to be hostile to us! Because we love this piece of land, we only want to play the game in our server. We have the worst soccer team in the world, but we have the best clan in the world! No one's wit can be compared with us because we are Chinese! We are WOW player.
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Answer 2

Members, I am an ordinary young man, after 80, and most everyone else, I can not get 3,000 yuan a month salary
So far, I can not afford housing, can not afford marriage knot occasionally on weekends to go to a ktv, I am the only entertainment is often consumed as long as four cents per hour in World of Warcraft, after work stress buster is the most expensive The. Ladies and gentlemen, we are not addicted to the Internet addicts, it will not kill to play games away, we harvest in the virtual world of happiness and feelings of our real version of the game is old, but we won the world record Do not to date? We have conquered all of Taiwan Province of Warcraft servers, we are invincible in Europe, even those damn Yankees are not our enemies! But you also just want to play games in their own country it because we love this land. We have the world's worst soccer team can we have the world's best guild, no one can be the enemy of our intelligence, we are Chinese! We are World of Warcraft players.