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用自己的话将新概念的一篇文章复述一遍。简短一些，像给别人讲故事一样（下面附有文章）Lesson 23 One man's meat is another man's position (amended)
People become illogical when they try to decide what can be eaten and what cannot be eaten. If you lived in Mediterranean, for instance, you would consider octopus a great delicacy. You would not be able to understand why some people find it repulsive. On the other hand, your stomach would turn at the idea of frying potatoes in animal fat which is normally accepted practice in many northern countries. The sad truth is that most of us have been brought up to eat certain foods and we stick to them all our lives.
No creature has received more praise and abuse than the common garden snail. Cooked in wine, snails are a great luxury in various parts of world. There are countless people who ever since their early years have learned to associate snails with food. My friend, Robert lives in a country where snails are despised.As his flat is in a large town, he has no garden of his own. For years he has been asking me to collect snails from my garden and take them to him. The idea never appealed to me ,but one day, after heavy shower, I happened to be walking in my garden when I noticed a huge number of snails taking a stroll on some of my prize plants. Acting on a sudden impulse, I collected several dozen, put them into a paper bag and took them to Robert. Robert was delighted to see me and equally pleased with my little gift. I left the bag in the hall and Robert and I went into the living room where we talked for a couple of hours. I had forgotten all about the snails when Robert suddenly said I must stay to dinner. Snails would, of course, be the main dish. I did not fancy the idea and reluctantly followed him out of the room. To our dismay, we saw that there were snails everywhere : they have escaped from the bag and had taken complete possession of the hall. I have never been able to look at a snail since then.新概念3的一篇文章，各位大虾帮帮忙

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23课：甲之熊掌，乙之砒霜。（那个应该是poison，不是position）
当人们试图定义啥能吃啥不能吃的时候都比较不可理喻。比如你要是住在地中海，可能就会觉得章鱼是道佳肴，你就不能理解为啥有的人会觉得这玩意不能吃。又比如你要是在北边的一些国家，就会觉得用动物脂肪油煎土豆再寻常不过了。杯具的是，我们是吃什么长大的，这辈子大概就会一直吃什么。
没有一样生物像普通的花园蜗牛一般毁誉参半，跟红酒一块儿烹调的蜗牛在世界各地都是奢侈的食物。数不清的人从小时候起一提到食物就会想起蜗牛来。我朋友罗伯特住在一个鄙视蜗牛的国家，因为他的公寓在一个很大的镇子里，所以他自己没有花园。很多年来他一直请求我拣吧点我花园里的蜗牛给他带去，我一直没理他这茬，直到有一天一场大暴雨后，我正好在园子里逛，看到一大票蜗牛在我园子的植物上散步。我心血来潮就捉了几打，扔纸袋里给他带去了。罗伯特很高兴见到我，主要是很欢迎我的礼物，我把纸袋扔门厅里，然后进起居室跟他唠了俩小时的嗑。当罗伯特突然要我一定留下来吃晚餐的时候我已经把蜗牛那事忘光了。当然蜗牛是主菜，不过我不是很能接受这玩意于是勉强跟着他出了房间。然后我们惊恐地发现到处都是蜗牛了，它们从纸袋里爬了出来，完全占领了门厅。从那以后我都不敢拿正眼看蜗牛。