Question

求一篇简单幽默英语小短文要带翻译！单词尽可能少。少比较好、单词最好简单些！

帮忙！要简单单词要少的

Answer 1

是上台演讲吗？我们以前就是这样的，值日生要在全班用英语汇报当日的情况并且将一则笑话，老实说我当时还为此头疼了很久呢···

在书上找到一篇，希望对你有帮助，呵呵。

Second language

A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.

Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.

Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"

一只母老鼠带着孩子出来散步，突然她看见一只猫正在灌木丛中虎视耽耽。

母老鼠向着猫叫道：“汪，汪，汪”，猫听了非常害怕，拼命跑走了。

母老鼠回过头洋洋自得的对孩子说：“现在你知道外语的重要性了吧。”

Answer 2

Second language

A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.

Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.

Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"

一只母老鼠带着孩子出来散步，突然她看见一只猫正在灌木丛中虎视耽耽。

母老鼠向着猫叫道：“汪，汪，汪”，猫听了非常害怕，拼命跑走了。

母老鼠回过头洋洋自得的对孩子说：“现在你知道外语的重要性了吧。”

Answer 3

College dormitory a man love somniloquy, one evening i was up to drink of water, and then suddenly he uttered a roar ： "hello!" i had broken the cup, … …

大学的宿舍里有个哥们爱说梦话，

有天晚上我正起来喝口水，
谁知他突然大吼了一声：“喂！”
吓得我把杯子打烂了……

Answer 4

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