Question

谁帮我翻译一下这篇稿子吧?翻译成英文的?

我是XXX,来自XXXX,我是少数民族,但不是纯正的。我英语不好，更不喜欢英语写作，可又必须完成这次的作业。
我从不认为自己是个比别人都要好的人，相反的，我很自卑。我很爱交朋友，可朋友又少的可怜。我喜欢喊朋友猪，因为那很亲切，当然也喜欢别人这样亲昵地称呼我。有人总说我很细心，但其实我是那种神经大条的人，还很固执，反正也说不清楚这到底是好是坏。说一下其它的吧。我一直都觉得自己是一个很好相处的人，但不知道为什么，好多人都说我给他们的印象是冷漠的，让人难以接近，这话让我真的很无语。我是很爱笑爱玩的，以至于给自己的评价是：十足的疯子。
我是个很念旧的人，很喜欢[独家记忆]这首歌，只因它的一个很好的概括。对所有的事也一样。
关于我，也没什么好说的，我想过得简单点，但不是虚度光阴。

Answer 1

I'm XXX from XXXX, I was, minority, but not pure. My English is not good, don't like English writing, but also must finish the homework.
I never considered myself a better man than everyone else will, on the contrary, I'm inferiority. I love making friends, but the poor little friends again. I like friends, because the pig out is very kind, of course, also like someone to call me this intimacy. People always say me very carefully, but actually I'm kind of nerve, also is very stubborn, anyway also said it was not clear whether it is good or bad. The other said. I always feel oneself is a very nice person, but I don't know why, many people all say me to give the impression of apathy, let a person be inaccessible, this makes me really speechless. I love to laugh love playing, so give yourself is: the evaluation of mad.
I am very nianjiu people, like [exclusive memory] this song, because it's a very good generalization. Of all the things.
About me, also have nothing to say, I want to live simply, but not wasted

Answer 2

i am**,come from**,i am one of minority,but not pure.my english is poor,i hate english writing,but to finish the homework.
i think i am not the best,oppositely,i am feel inferior.i like to make friends,but only a little.i like to call someone pig,it sounds kindly,also i like someone to call me pig.someone thinks i am careful,actually,i am the one that full of careless.meanwhile,i am stubborn,it is hard to say i am good or bad.regards others, i am the one that good to get along with,but most of them said i give them an expression indifferent,i do not know why.i love laugh and playing,i think i am a out-and-out madman.
i am the one who always keep the old friendship in mind,love the song exclusive memory very much,maybe it give me a good summary,like all the things.
as for me,no others,i like do something simple,but not loaf.