Question

请帮我把下面这段话译成英文~

有三个神经病坐在公园的长椅上，
一人在看报纸，
其余两个人却凭空在做很奇怪的动作：
他们煞有介事的假装将鱼饵装上鱼钩，
再做一个抛竿到水里的动作。
公园的行人都驻足指指点点，
一个警察注视他们良久...
上前问那看报的说：「那二人是你的朋友吗？」
那人回答：「是的」
警察道：「他们好像精神有问题，这样会吓到人。
你最好马上把他们带走！...」
「啊！是这样的吗？对不起、对不起～
我立刻带他们走！」那人脸红困窘的收起报纸，
然后双手开始用力的做划船状...
那天晚上、那个神经病不知从哪里弄到了一把枪，他走在一条小黑色胡同里，突然遇上一个年轻人，神经病二话不说将其安在地上用枪指着他的头！问道：一加一等于几？年轻人吓坏了！沉思了许久.回答：等 于2```？神经病毫不犹豫的开枪杀了他！然后吹了吹枪口~冰冷的说了一句：你知道得太多了。

Answer 1

Three lunatics sat on a bench in the park.
One was reading the newspaper, the other two were acting from their imagination.
The pretended to be baiting the hook, then gestured to drop the hook into the water.
People all stopped and started to comment.

A cop stared at them for a long time...
Then he stepped forward and asked the newspaper reader, "Are they your friends?"
He answered, "Yes."
The cop said, "They appears to have mental problems. They will scare people. You'd better take them away."

"Ah! You think so? I'm sorry, really sorry... I'm taking them away right now!" The man answered blushing, embarrassed, putting away his newspaper. Then he pretended to row away with both hands...

That night, the lunatic got a gun somewhere. He walked in a dark alley. Suddenly he met a young man. The lunatic threw him on the ground and put the gun against his head! He asked, "How much is one plus one?" The young man was scared. He thought hard for a while and answered "It's two...?" The lunatic killed him without hesitation. Then he blew at the gun, saying coldly, "You knew too much."

手工翻译，楼上两位好像都是网页翻译吧

Answer 2

Three neuropathy is sitting on a park bench,
In reading a newspaper,
The remaining two individuals but without doing strange actions:
They pretended to be on the hook bait pretending,
A rod to water into the action.
Park pedestrians stop carted,
A policeman watching them long...
The newspaper to ask the people say: "that is your friend?"
The man replied: "yes."
Police: "they have problems, such as spirit will frighten people.
You'd better put them away! ... "
"Oh! Is it? Sorry, sorry ~
I immediately take them away! " The man blush up newspaper, the embarrassment
Then hands started doing boating shape...
That night, the mental derangement from nowhere to gun, he walked in a small black hutongs, suddenly confronted with a young man, neurology, without the gun in the land of his head! Asked: one plus one equals a few? Young scared! For a long time. "replied: meditation etc in 2 ? Mental derangement not hesitate to shoot him! Then blew on gun ——cold said one word: you know too much.

Answer 3

There were three Lunatics sitting on a park bench.
One was reading newspaper,
The others keeped doing some strange things:
They pretend hang bait on the fishhooks,
then they did a movement that liked throwing the fish line into the water .
All the people in the park talked them,
an a policeman had been watched them for a long time ...
Finally the policeman came up and asked the man who were reading newspaper: "Those two men are your friends?"
The man said: "Yes."
The policeman said: "It seems they have some mental problems, it can be scared people. And you'd better take them away! ... "
"Ah! You are right!I'm sorry, I'm sorry .
I will take them away immediately! "The man fold the newspapers with red face.
Then he done some thing liked rowing a boat ...

In the evening of that day,The lunatic got a gun from some where,he was walking in a small dark alley and suddenly come across a young man.The lunatic put the gun against his head immediately!And asked:How many does one plus one? The frightened young man thought about it for a long time. then answered:It equals to 2...? The lunatic shot him without hesitation! And then blew the muzzle and said coldly:You knew too much.